Nice Dreams Page #6

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Don't worry about nothing, man.

Let's change that music, man.

DETECTIVE:
It's happening right now.

Look, you see it? Look. Look. Look.

Oh, that's incredible.

Look at that. It's happening.

Oh, that's amazing. That's incredible.

Sarge, look at that.

It's happening right now.

Do you believe that?

Look at him.

[BEEPING]

That's amazing.

I mean, it's just like

the report said. Right, Fu?

Okay. Yes.

We took that marijuana

you gave us and we tested it.

This smoke, no. This smoke, yes.

DETECTIVE:
Yeah, never mind

that technical talk, Fu, huh?

What he means is

[FLY BUZZING]

Anyone who smokes that stuff

is gonna turn into

one of these lizards.

We gotta bust these guys, sarge.

I mean, there's nothing to it.

We gotta bust them now.

Can we bust them now,

sarge, huh? Can we? Huh?

[SWALLOWS]

Right. Noodles. Come on, let's go.

Sarge?

Can we get you anything, sarge?

Bugs.

Bugs?

What? Oh, bug off. Just bug off.

Get out of here.

Noodles! Come on, move it! Let's go.

WOMAN:
Just listen to him.

Would you listen to him?

Hey, hey, big boy.

Come over here, sweetheart.

Tell this nice officer who I am.

Whirlybird unit.

Tell him we're freelance entertainers.

Apple-Baker-Mary.

Drooler speaking. Dig this.

You have a go on

Operation Get Them. Got it?

Good. Go get them!

Noodles! Noodles!

Noodles. Move it.

Listen to me, officer. I'm gonna

have my attorney explain to you

I'm a freelance entertainer.

MAN 1:
Roger, Mother Coop.

We're ten-twenty at Trancas Beach

moving up on Broad Beach Road.

Approaching

cannabis cultivation centre.

Uh, Cowboy,

move your ass over a bit.

MAN 2:

Roger, there, Papa Bear.

We're moving over.

MAN 1:

There it is. Follow me in.

Holy sh*t. You see

what I see, old man?

Let's take care of business.

MAN 3:

Jesus Christ! Look at those titties!

[CAMERA SHOOTING]

MAN 2:

Holy mother-of-pearl!

Take us down, old man, take us down!

We're talking about serious, wild,

naked titties on the beach down there!

MAN 1:
Will you forget about titties?

We got a bust to think about.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Wow, those choppers are low today.

Yeah.

[LAUGHING]

If they only knew

what we were doing

down here, huh?

MAN 3:

Cowboy, look at those pink nipples.

MAN 2:

Nipples? Hell, look at them

tender young asses.

MAN 1:
All right, you've seen the tits.

Let's get back to work.

What the hell we doing up here?

Put her down, man, go down!

MAN 1:

A.J., Code Five.

Getting low, man.

Huh?

I said, they're getting low.

Hey, there's a rip in the tarp.

Aw, sh*t.

CHONG:
Where's the ladder?

Over there, man.

Hold me steady.

All right. I got it. I got it.

Get me some rope, man!

What?

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