Nice Dreams

Synopsis: Cheech and Chong house sit for a marijuana grower and rip off the crop. Stalked by keystone-style cops, Los Guys have a series of encounters with L.A. area characters even weirder than themselves.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Tommy Chong
Production: Columbia Pictures Industries
Rotten Tomatoes:
88 min







Where we supposed

to meet this dude?


There's some room

at the beach, man.

The beach?


There's a lot of beach.

Where on the beach?


Right there. At the end

of this block, man.

We got plenty of time.

If we're early, we'll rehearse.


Hey, don't eat it all, man.

Hey, man,

we got plenty of this. We're rich.


This looks like a good spot.


What's that song

that you're working on?

The protest song?

Oh, Save the Whales?

Yeah, I guess that's it.

Yeah. Yeah. Play.



Hey, man. How you doing?

Is it all there? Oh, good.

One, two, three...

# Here's an extra one

Don't give it to your children ##

All right, man. Check you later.

Thanks a lot, man.


It's good ice cream, man. Trip out.

This is Homing Pigeon.

Homing Pigeon to Mother Coop,

come in.

This is a hit. Score!

Touchdown and payday.

They bought it.

I mean, we bought it.

Homing Pigeon. Mother Coop,

come in. Homing Pigeon.

It's a success.

Limo preparing to leave.


Sarge is gonna cream for this.

And we got them. We got them!

This is Homing Pigeon

to Mother Coop, come in.

Mother Coop, come in.

Homing Pigeon to Mother Coop.

Homing Pigeon, go ahead.

They're getting into the truck.

Starting to pull away!

Starting to pull away!

In pursuit! In pursuit!

This is 38-Apple-Baker, over.

We're in pursuit.

Ten-four, in pursuit.

Your direction to travel?


Homing Pigeon, your direction?

Come on. Damn it!

Homing Pigeon, come in.

This car's not starting. Hello!

Hello! Help here! Homing Pigeon to

Mother Coop. Get me the Whirlybird

unit. Get me the Whirlybird unit.

We can't get this sucker going.

Whirlybird unit, come in, please.

Come in, Whirlybird unit!

Oh, damn it! They're heading down

Ocean Avenue right now.

Homing Pigeon, come in.

Come in, Whirlybird.

Homing Pigeon

to Whirlybird, come in.

Oh, shit!

Homing Pigeon, please repeat.

Hey, man, that dude looked

kinda straight to be buying dope.

Hey, man, don't worry about it.

I checked him out myself, man.

He ain't a cop.

I can smell cops a mile away, man.

They smell like coffee

and doughnuts.


Hey, we're rich, man.


How much money do we have now?

All together?

Yeah, all together.

Let me figure it out.

Let's see. We're out 22 days...

I wanna get me some

more guitars, man.

We got seventeen

million dollars, man.


No, man.

Seven... We got seventeen

something. We're rich, man.

We got a lot of money.

Hey, let's buy a villa in Costa Rica.

That'd be great. I could just...

I'm gonna get some more guitars.


Yeah, I wanna get a Fender.

No, I don't like Fenders.

No, I'll get one anyway.

Let's get one of those big,

white houses, man. You know,

like, with a veranda, you know.

With a porch. We'd be sitting

out there sipping pia colonics, man.

Pia colonics?


What's that?

You know, they make them

in a blender, man. You know.

Oh, yeah.


We'd have topless ladies, man.

Maybe we'll make ourselves sun kings.

You know, buy a little island. We'll put

two little chairs on a little hill, and

every day at noon we'll go up there

and all the natives will bow down

to us and we'll throw them joints,

you know.

I like to help the little people, man.

That's important in life.

Maybe I'll get a Mustang.

Better get your driver's licence

first, though.

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Tommy Chong

Thomas B. Kin Chong (born May 24, 1938) is a Canadian-American comedian, actor, writer, director, musician and cannabis rights activist who is known for his marijuana-themed Cheech & Chong comedy albums and movies with Cheech Marin, as well as playing the character Leo on Fox's That '70s Show. He became a naturalized United States citizen in the late 1980s. more…

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