Nice Dreams Page #7

Synopsis: Cheech and Chong house sit for a marijuana grower and rip off the crop. Stalked by keystone-style cops, Los Guys have a series of encounters with L.A. area characters even weirder than themselves.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Tommy Chong
Production: Columbia Pictures Industries
 
IMDB:
6.2
Metacritic:
54
Rotten Tomatoes:
43%
R
Year:
1981
88 min
574 Views


Get me a piece of rope!

Rope?

Yeah! Hurry up!

What kind?

Never mind what kind!

Don't be so stupid!

Get me some rope!

Hurry up!

All right! Hey, I got some.

Hey, I got the rope, man.

Are you okay?

Hey, man. Are you okay?

Oh, yeah.

Hey, never mind

about me, man.

Fix the tarp.

Hand me the flap.

I need some rope.

Well, put the rope on it, man.

Where's the rope?

Well, it's down there,

Right down there on the floor.

I don't know. Hurry up!

MAN 1:

Okay, Cowboy,

let's set these birds down.

MAN 2:

Roger, Papa Bear.

Come on, man! Here it comes. Hurry!

Well, do something!

MAN 3:

Look, there he is!

Look out.

Hey! You're leaning on my stick.

[###]

Get over.

Get back over there.

MAN 1:

Hey, Cowboy, where

the hell you going?

MAN 2:

He's on my stick.

He's on my stick!

Hey! Get off my stick!

MAN 1:

Cowboy, we're setting down

on the beach.

MAN 2:
I'm coming, baby.

You can just sit right in my face

and just beat me with a wet towel.

Papa Bear, those suspects

are flying the coop.

[ENGINE STUTTERS]

MAN 1:
I hear you, Cowboy.

We're trying to find a place to sit.

MAN 2:

Oh, man. Look at that.

[GROANING]

Hey, man, come on.

Quit f***ing around, will you?

We gotta get out of here.

You're getting

too laid back, se.

Come on.

MAN 1:

Mother Coop, this is 2-Henry-10.

We have two suspects in custody.

Returning to base.

DROOLER:

Stop it. Stop it, Noodles.

No more. Stop it!

[SCREAMING]

Stop it! Jesus, Noodles,

you're driving me nuts.

Turn that damn TV off,

will you?

Giving me a headache.

Eyes are killing me.

Let's get some light on.

[SCREAMING STOPS]

All right, you two guys...

We're gonna go through it

one more time, boys.

Where are those two guys?

Who's your boss?

Are you working for them?

Huh? Come on!

Hi, sarge.

I can't get a damn thing

out of these two guys.

They ain't talking.

Sarge.

This is all I can get out of them:

"Buds. Good. Big.

Good buds. Big. Big.

Buds. Big. Good buds."

I dunno what to make of it, sarge.

Big.

Big? Big, big, big...

"Big buds. Big good..."

Mr. Big!

Mm.

Ah, Mr. Big, Mr. Big.

Noodles? It's Mr. Big.

Mr. Big is good. Mr. Big is bud.

Mr. Big is Bud... Bud Good!

Mr. Big is Bud Good!

That's it, that's it! We gotta

bust him. We gotta bust

Bud Good, right?

We're gonna bust him, sarge?

Mmm.

No, no, I knew that. Noodles, help me.

Tail.

"Tail." Tail...

We tail Bud Good!

Yeah, that's what we do.

We tail Bud Good. I knew it.

You're a genius, sarge.

Tail Bud Good to Mr. Big.

That's it! Come on, let's get

these two guys out of here.

Hey, hey, hey!

No, I'll leave them with you, sarge.

You probably want to talk to him.

You're coming with us.

Come on, let's go. Get up.

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Tommy Chong

Thomas B. Kin Chong (born May 24, 1938) is a Canadian-American comedian, actor, writer, director, musician and cannabis rights activist who is known for his marijuana-themed Cheech & Chong comedy albums and movies with Cheech Marin, as well as playing the character Leo on Fox's That '70s Show. He became a naturalized United States citizen in the late 1980s. more…

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