Nice Dreams Page #5

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that got glaucoma.

Like these disabled vets and stuff

like that. We've been...

[BUZZES]

Uh, well, you know,

hey, we could pay for them.

Uh, we just need some.

Because they're really asking for it.

If it was just for me, I would say no...

JIMMY:
No.

CHEECH:
No?

Uh, well...

Yeah, you think you could part

with just a few?

We'd pay for them, I swear to God.

No. No.

No. No.

Please, man...

Aha!

Yes. Yes.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Hey, all right. Thanks a lot, man.

You're a really good dude, man.

Hey, we gotta split now.

Hey, keep working.

You're doing good, homes.

JIMMY:
Yeah.

[SINGS]

[KNOCKING]

MAN:
Hey, sarge? Hey, man,

you burning some stuff in there?

I sure would like some.

Hey, man, come on,

gimme some of that.

CHEECH:
Like a tractor-trailer,

man. A big tractor-trailer

with a diesel thing on it.

And we could just haul this stuff

all over the place.

We could have, like,

a disco in the back, you know.

And, like, a health food place, too.

CHONG:
Yeah.

CHEECH:
And then we could

have our whole thing together

wherever we go, you know.

We could have, like, a sleep-in

and a Jacuzzi, a sauna...

Hey, chief! Hey, how you doing?

Hey, good seeing you.

Hey, got something for you, man.

This bud's for you.

Wow.

Let me lay something on you.

No, that's okay, man.

Please. Shirts, man.

Hey, thanks, man.

Shirts, here.

Oh, hey, thanks, man.

Some more.

That's great, man. That's enough.

Oh, that's... Thanks a lot.

These bull's balls

are the hottest things going.

Oh, wow. Hey, thanks.

Oh, hey, thanks.

Here's a bag. Here.

Thanks a lot, man.

Creep.

Hey, thanks.

Oh, wow. Hey, thanks a lot, man.

[SCREAMS]

MAN:
What happened? You all right?

I broke my nail! I broke my nail!

[CHOKING]

Hey, what happened, man?

[BURBLING]

Come on, man. Let's go.

Hey, come on, man. Come on, push.

Come on. Up. Up. Push. Push.

Push. You're not trying.

Okay. One more. One more!

Come on. Push. Push!

Push it! Come on, you're not trying.

Hey, that's good.

Hey, look at this. Come on.

Oh, man. L...

[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

CHEECH:

Hey, Jimmy!

Hey, Jimmy the Genius.

Where is he?

I dunno, man.

Gotta be here somewhere.

Wow!

Wow!

Hey, homes.

All right.

[LAUGHS]

Jimmy... God, oh, man...

God, man. Jimmy,

that's heavy duty, man.

How'd you get him to learn

how to smoke that joint, man?

Hey, homes,

are you tripping?

What is that?

It's a... It's a... I dunno.

It's a lizard, man.

Yeah, it's an ugly lizard.

Cool.

Sh*t!

Right.

CHEECH:
Hey, Jimmy, you should be

on that show Really Incredible

Heavy Duty Dudes, man.

You could be a guest weirdo.

Hey, Jimmy, can we have

some more buds? Thanks a lot.

We'll take care of the place for you.

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