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a Broadway play, actually.

Thou nature art by go death.

To thy law thy services are blood.

Yeah Dara is not a terrible guy.

He's just mm...

an actor.

Alright, look,

to be perfectly truthful here...

there was no audition.

I am a little low on funds.

So if you got a couple of bucks...

Id really appreciate it.

How are you even surviving?

I mean, where do you even live,

these days?

A girl...

she's out of town doing resell theatre

At the moment,

so she allowed me to crash at her place.

You know what I can do for you?

I got a bunch of sh*t here that was going

to give to St. Vincents for Paul.

Alright?

Maybe you can sell it on e-Bay

Get yourself, 50 bucks, 100 bucks.

Still works... so...

Okay... Ill take it.

Alright. Thanks buzz.

Always a pleasure.

I know buzzy was trying

to do the right thing

By giving me the

vacuum cleaner to sell...

but I don't own a computer, so...

Im not gonna have much luck

selling it on websites.

But Ill certainly try

and sell it on the streets.

Coast is clear.

Hey babe, look.

For the record..

I have no idea what you

ever saw in that guy.

Oh, I was very young.

I was, you know,

trying to do my tortured artist face.

How much did you give him?

Why do you assume

I gave him anything?

Because, I know you.

How much?

You know the uh...

The old vacuum cleaner? That I was

gonna drop off at St. Vincents, to Paul?

What?

Why?

Look, he can sell it on e-Bay!

He can get a couple

of bucks for that.

Oh my god, you're such a pushover.

He seemed desperate.

Why do you have such a soft

spot for my ex-Husband?

Look, I feel bad for the guy, alright?

Look, he had a shot at glory

with you and he blew it,

And now Ive got you.

So I am somewhat

empathetic for the cause.

When I married you, I inherited

your family, right?

So I got to deal with

the crazy Irishman,

I got your nutty sister,

her Looney husband,

And I am just trying

to do the right

Thing by all of them?

Okay?

Besides, Im sure if the

roles were reversed...

you would do the same

thing for me, would you not?

I don't know about that, actually.

You don't see me inviting

your psycho ex-Wife over, for tea.

Do you think that's true,

what we were talking about at brunch,

That we're a successful couple,

because we never see each other?

Yes, absolutely

I think it's important to maintain

A safe, but a distance,

because otherwise

Your gonna get

completely sick of me.

Wait, but, what if like

something happens...?

Where we had to

see each other a lot?

Like what if I got pregnant,

or something?

Are you pregnant?

No! No.

Are you sure?

Yes, Im sure.

I sure. No, because

I remember that one night

A month ago, we both had

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