Newlyweds Page #4

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a little too much to drink. I...

Im not pregnant

I was just...

it was a hypothetical.

If we suddenly like, you know,

had to spend a lot of time with each other.

Would we fall apart?

No, we would not fall apart,

But Im just a...

a little... confused...

That you... we were definitely on the

same page about children. I mean...

Yeah, I... I...

don't want children.

It was...

it was purely hypothetical.

All right.

That's all. Just, you know,

Want to make sure we'd be...

we could roll with it.

Absolutely, yeah. I mean... yes!

We can handle whatever

life throws at us.

Do me a favor.

How do you spell

vasectomy, though?

Hello? 'Hi, Im looking

to Buzzy ORourke.

Ok... ahh... is working, who is?

I'm his sister, Linda.

Right. His sister... okay um...

hi.

Oh, well his half-Sister anyway.

We have the same

piece of sh*t father.

Hey. Listen uh... can I come up?

It's pretty cold out here

And Im not exactly

appropriately dressed.

Sure um... Im actually about

to go to work, but...

Yeah, uh. Come up. Come up.

Hi, oh my god! Hello,

you must be Katie!

Hi.

And you must be Linda!

Oh my god, you are gorgeous!

Thank you, thank you. Wow.

You're welcome.

Oh, you know. I just wanted to say Im

so sorry that I missed the wedding.

Oh. Don't worry about it.

I really wish I could have been there,

But I... I just couldn't get off work.

You know how it is.

Ah, come in, come in.

Oh, wow! Look at this place!

Oh my god, it's huge.

You guys must be loaded!

Hey. Do you have something to drink?

Like a beer or something maybe?

Yeah, sure.

Oh thanks!

Cause you know,

I just got off the plane...

And... um... it's so err... stressful,

you know, traveling and everything.

And all that traffic in New York.

Is Heineken good?

Oh yeah, that's great.

Just as long as it's cold, um...

and you know, that's actually one of

the reasons I had to get out of la.

Thank you.

Cause ah... you know,

the traffic is just awful.

Yeah, totally, um...

did... did...

you tell buzzy that you were coming?

Cause he didn't mention it to me.

Really?, I mean, I called him

like a month ago

And told him that

I was thinking about coming.

Oh. Oh. What time does

he get off of work, anyway?

Um...

in a couple of hours, around 7.

Oh. Okay great! Well ah...

Im just gonna go take a shower, freshen up.

Is there a good place

I can put my stuff down?

Uh... yeah um... the.. The...

there's a spare bedroom,

over in back.

Perfect, Ill go get

out of your way.

I know you said you

have to get to work

And um... thank you so much

for letting me stay here. I just...

Yeah. And I want you to know, uh...

don't be worried...

Im only gonna stuck around

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