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a blow job if you really wanted one.

Really? I wouldn't be happy

about it, but I would do it.

Well that is good to know,

because as you know

I have a birthday coming up... so.

I never told you that.

Yeah... look what Ive done...

well, you know, you can forget the uh...

the tie?

I got you some really nice socks.

- Socks?

- Yeah.

- You would rather have a blow job?

- You know, I jacked off into those socks.

I'd much rather have a blow job.

I think relationships

should be easy.

I mean, my first marriage

was full of drama,

And um... it was a nightmare.

So it was such a relief to

meet someone so...

So... "drama free".

Yeah you know.

A lot of these relationships

Have so many unnecessary

complications

Like my first wife, was...

Insane.

A challenge. Alright?

So it was very nice

to meet someone

With a very even

keel personality,

In all, a rational human being!

Thank you. Um...

I really think those are for like

people that are like...

On each other all the time, you know..

They're knit picking. And um...

we made a promise, day one, that we

werent gonna do that, you know?

- We werent gonna... - Micro manage,

and sweat the small stuff and...

Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know, maybe it's unrealistic.

But the thing is... maybe this

honeymoon period that were in...

could, you know...

last forever.

There you go.

Hey!, Dara?

Hey, what can I do for you?

Uhh... yeah, hold on.

Hey babe, it's your call.

It's Dara.

Fine. Let him up.

Alright, ah... come on up, man.

What do you, what do

you want me to tell him?

Are you here? Are you at work?

- No, no. Tell him... tell him um...

Im taking a nap. - Okay.

Okay, and baby

please don't give him any money.

I won't give him any money,

I promise.

Yes, right.

I promise! I don't have any to spare!

I got married to Dara...

in a moment of... confusion.

I don't know, he sort of seemed...

dark and mysterious.

And then I grew up and he didn't,

and... I realized

He wasn't dark and mysterious.

Just mostly an alcoholic.

Hey there, Shakespeare!

Hey! Is Katie in?

I just wanted to ask her something.

You know, she is, but she's

actually taking a nap.

Ah. Look, just for the record...

I don't have any money to give you,

as you know.

And Katie...

I know already told you

she can't give you another cent. So...

why must you assume

Im looking a handout?

A gentleman can't just

pop by and say hello?

You know, the unannounced

visit from the ex-Husband

On a Sunday evening...

usually not ah...

the best idea...

as much as I am

always very happy to see you.

So. What can I do for you?

Oh, nothing.

I was just in the area.

Have an audition for

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