Neighbors Page #3

(SIGHS) Tomorrow's a new day.

(MUFFLED) Love you.

- Good night.

- Good night.

(FARTING)

Excuse me. Sorry.

They're actually really good.

They taste like vanilla, kinda.

They're awesome.

Pudgie, what do you got there?

- Moving truck. Moving truck.

- (HORN HONKING)

- There's a moving truck.

- Wow.

- Who do you think... Come on.

- Oh, my God.

Look, look, look.

What do we got?

Gay couple? Gay couple?

What is this?

What are they doing?

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

And what are these kids

in the pink shirts?

KELLY:
Is that a fraternity?

Yeah, they got big Greek letters.

Looks like a fraternity.

Oh, my God.

Look at that guy.

That guy's the sexiest

guy I've ever seen.

He looks like something a gay

guy designed in a laboratory.

KELLY:
Look at his arms.

Oh, my God. They're like

two giant, veiny d*cks.

It's like a gun show.

Look at the blonde.

I don't see which one you're...

Oh, you don't know

who I'm talking about?

That blonde dude with the red

sleeves? He's a handsome guy.

- What do we do?

- Okay, okay. I know what we do.

They're gonna be loud, obviously.

And they're gonna

f***ing party a lot.

Baby, this is a f***ing nightmare!

I agree. We need to go over there.

We need to f***ing tell them

not to do that. Right now.

As soon as they move in,

they know this

neighborhood doesn't

stand for that sh*t.

And we're f***ing grown-ups, we have

a baby, and they need to be cool.

- They need to be cool to us, okay?

- Yeah, yeah.

But... Okay, wait. Maybe we

don't come on strong, though.

Maybe we come on...

We act cool.

- We come on like peers.

- Yeah. Yes.

Totally, we be cool.

We take them a joint.

Yeah. We be cool.

- Right?

- Ooh! We roll them a joint.

- Roll them a spliff.

- Give that to them.

Then we seem cool.

They're thinking...

- We're hip.

- "Oh, they're like us.

"This could be us

in a few years."

Yes, respect.

- They'll want us to like them.

- Yeah.

Then we say,

"By the way, keep it down."

Exactly. Well, we won't

say it like that. We'll just...

- No, of course not.

- I'll say it. Like, we'll just...

You know, "Keep it down."

You're doing it a little weird.

- Do it again. Do it normal.

- Yeah. Like...

- I'll throw it away.

- Just throw it away.

Just like, you know, "If you

could just keep it down."

- Just say it normal!

- I can get it!

It's an important,

key phrase here.

All right, you do it.

You do it.

Okay, watch. I'm just

gonna do it like this.

"Keep it down."

Lift it! Come on!

Come on!

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

Wicca-wazzup?

- Hey! How's it going?

- Hey!

- Are you our new neighbors?

- We're your new neighbors!

Yeah!

BOTH:
All right!

- TEDDY:
What's up?

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