
Neighbors
1
MAC:
Okay, it's happening.It's spontaneous.
This... Who saw this coming?
I did not see this coming.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay. It's happening.
It's totally happening.
BOTH:
Whoo!What a twist.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
This is so spontaneous.
We're having sex one minute...
Who knows what's
gonna happen next?
Who knows what we'll be
doing in 10 minutes?
- Okay.
- This is crazy!
We're doing this on
the dining room...
I've never had sex on a dining
- (MOANING)
- This is amazing.
I'm taking you to
Boner Town, bitch.
- Don't call me "bitch!"
- Okay. I'm sorry.
I'm taking you to
Boner Town, love. Okay.
(CONTINUES MOANING)
Baby? Baby?
She's totally
fucking looking at us.
Hey, baby.
She knows what's happening.
She totally knows
what's happening.
(LAUGHS) She can't see anything.
She just sees shapes.
She sees shapes fucking each other,
is what she sees. She can...
She's fine.
She just sees shapes.
It's like bouncing balls.
My bouncing balls.
- She's fine. She's fine.
- You know what?
Let me turn her around.
Let me turn her around.
Okay. Okay.
Hey, sweetie.
Hey, little girl.
Gonna turn around now.
Gonna look at the wall now.
Let's go.
Okay. There you go.
Love you, sweetie. Okay.
Okay! Let's do it.
We're back.
We're back in business.
Okay. Okay.
We are back.
It's happening. Okay.
(BOTH MOANING)
MAC:
Oh, God. She keepsturning... Turn around.
Just look that way.
Just turn around.
Why is she... Okay.
I think it's over.
We still did that.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Okay. We still did that.
Hello.
What are you doing
in your Jumperoo?
This never happened.
- We will finish that.
FYI, we're gonna
do it in every room.
And this time,
I'm going to ejaculate.
Just because we have
a house and a baby
doesn't mean that
we're old people.
No. F*ck old people.
Old people don't
f*ck like we just did.
Baby, I nearly came.
This is like The Brady Bunch.
I know! What's
nice about the house
is that it looks like every
penny we have is inside of it.
So, at least it looks like it.
It's legitimate, right?
- Neighbors. Hey.
- Hi.
- Hey.
- Oh. Gay couple.
- There's a gay couple.
- Gay couple.
- They seem like a nice couple.
- They're so happy.
- That's awesome!
- Dream!
It is. Well,
it's the second dream.
First dream, Taco Bell opens next door.
- Hi!
- Hi!
Hey. It's a fabulous
neighborhood.
(STELLA CRYING ON BABY MONITOR)
- Oh, she's awake.
- Really?
- She's awake.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Uh... Well, bye.
Okay. Bye. Love you.
Love you. Bye.
Have a good day.
Can I come?
(LAUGHS) Kidding.
No, we'll have a great day! We'll
have a great day. Okay. Bye!
I love you!
BILL:
Uh-oh. Mac attack.MAC:
Hey!Hey, there he is.
Hey.
I need that
Mendelson file by 4:00.
Okay, yeah.
And this is not your bro, this
is your boss talking. (CHUCKLES)
I'll have it to you
by 3:
30. How's that?- Mac!
- Okay.
Mac!
What?
Wait. Hold on.
Whoo!
Okay!
(PANTING) Oh, jeez, it's so far.
Hey, we gotta go work on that
thing we were discussing.
- What thing?
- What's going on?
We have to go work
on that joint file.
Of course. The joint file.
You guys are doing a joint file?
We have a joint file together.
JIMMY:
Yeah. We're prettydeep into it. It's tight.
- It's pretty thick.
- It's a big file.
- Pretty fat file.
- It's dank.
- We should blaze through it, probably.
- Yeah.
Yeah, we gotta file that
for the THC Corporation.
Okay.
Because we are in the weeds.
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