Neighbors

Synopsis: Kelly and Mac are settling down in a quiet neighborhood with their newborn child, until the frat brothers move into the house next door. Teddy is the President, and Pete is his right hand man, and they're quick to accept friendship when Kelly and Mac introduce themselves as the neighbors. Night after night, Mac asks Teddy to lower the fraternity's noise, even accepting the invitation to the party one evening. When Teddy goes back on his word to keep the partying down, Mac calls the police to deal with the problem. The police quickly blame Mac for their presence, and the war begins. As the family feuds with the frat brothers, things get hilariously dangerous and the fraternity ends up on thin ice with their college. After receiving their final warning and being placed on probation, Mac and Kelly pull a prank so ingenious that Teddy and Pete are forced to respond. All hell breaks loose, from Robert DeNiro parties to Christopher Mintz-Plasse having sex in the bushes, this comedy shows how
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Nicholas Stoller
Production: Universal Pictures
  6 wins & 11 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Metacritic:
68
Rotten Tomatoes:
73%
R
Year:
2014
97 min
$134,413,041
Website
1,183 Views


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(MAC AND KELLY MOANING)

MAC:
Okay, it's happening.

It's spontaneous.

This... Who saw this coming?

I did not see this coming.

Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, let's do it.

Okay. It's happening.

It's totally happening.

BOTH:
Whoo!

What a twist.

Oh, yeah. Okay.

This is so spontaneous.

We're having sex one minute...

Who knows what's

gonna happen next?

Who knows what we'll be

doing in 10 minutes?

- Okay.

- This is crazy!

We're doing this on

the dining room...

I've never had sex on a dining

room chair in my whole life.

- (MOANING)

- This is amazing.

I'm taking you to

Boner Town, bitch.

- Don't call me "bitch!"

- Okay. I'm sorry.

I'm taking you to

Boner Town, love. Okay.

(CONTINUES MOANING)

Baby? Baby?

She's totally

fucking looking at us.

Hey, baby.

She knows what's happening.

She totally knows

what's happening.

(LAUGHS) She can't see anything.

She just sees shapes.

She sees shapes fucking each other,

is what she sees. She can...

She's fine.

She just sees shapes.

It's like bouncing balls.

My bouncing balls.

- She's fine. She's fine.

- You know what?

Let me turn her around.

Let me turn her around.

Okay. Okay.

Hey, sweetie.

Hey, little girl.

Gonna turn around now.

Gonna look at the wall now.

Let's go.

Okay. There you go.

Love you, sweetie. Okay.

Okay! Let's do it.

We're back.

We're back in business.

Okay. Okay.

We are back.

It's happening. Okay.

(BOTH MOANING)

MAC:
Oh, God. She keeps

turning... Turn around.

Just look that way.

Just turn around.

Why is she... Okay.

I think it's over.

We still did that.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Okay. We still did that.

Hello.

What are you doing

in your Jumperoo?

This never happened.

- We're gonna finish that.

- We will finish that.

FYI, we're gonna

do it in every room.

And this time,

I'm going to ejaculate.

Just because we have

a house and a baby

doesn't mean that

we're old people.

No. F*ck old people.

Old people don't

f*ck like we just did.

Baby, I nearly came.

This is like The Brady Bunch.

I know! What's

nice about the house

is that it looks like every

penny we have is inside of it.

So, at least it looks like it.

It's legitimate, right?

- Neighbors. Hey.

- Hi.

- Hey.

- Oh. Gay couple.

- There's a gay couple.

- Gay couple.

- They seem like a nice couple.

- They're so happy.

- That's awesome!

- Dream!

It is. Well,

it's the second dream.

First dream, Taco Bell opens next door.

That would be fucking dope.

- Hi!

- Hi!

Hey. It's a fabulous

neighborhood.

(STELLA CRYING ON BABY MONITOR)

- Oh, she's awake.

- Really?

- She's awake.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Uh... Well, bye.

Okay. Bye. Love you.

Love you. Bye.

Have a good day.

Can I come?

(LAUGHS) Kidding.

No, we'll have a great day! We'll

have a great day. Okay. Bye!

I love you!

BILL:
Uh-oh. Mac attack.

MAC:
Hey!

Hey, there he is.

Hey.

I need that

Mendelson file by 4:00.

Okay, yeah.

And this is not your bro, this

is your boss talking. (CHUCKLES)

I'll have it to you

by 3:
30. How's that?

- Mac!

- Okay.

Mac!

What?

Wait. Hold on.

Whoo!

Okay!

(PANTING) Oh, jeez, it's so far.

Hey, we gotta go work on that

thing we were discussing.

- What thing?

- What's going on?

We have to go work

on that joint file.

Of course. The joint file.

You guys are doing a joint file?

We have a joint file together.

JIMMY:
Yeah. We're pretty

deep into it. It's tight.

- It's pretty thick.

- It's a big file.

- Pretty fat file.

- It's dank.

- We should blaze through it, probably.

- Yeah.

Yeah, we gotta file that

for the THC Corporation.

Okay.

Because we are in the weeds.

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