Neighbors Page #2

these above our bed.

- (CELL PHONE RINGING)

- BOTH:
Oh!

- Hello?

- Hey!

Oh, my God. You guys have

to come out with me.

I haven't seen you in forever.

Yeah. What's going on?

Okay. My friend is spinning

at the Royalton tonight.

There's a rumor that

Prince might perform.

I really need to

get out of the house.

I have not been out since

Jimmy and I got divorced

and I really need you

there. Please?

How do we do this? Do I

call the babysitter bunch?

I don't know about that.

Let's just...

- It's too late. We'll...

- Okay.

Why don't you drop it

at the fire station?

We can't leave her at the...

What are you talking about?

That's not how it works.

The baby drop.

Okay. No.

I'm kidding.

What are you, like, having a baby,

you, like, lost

your sense of humor?

What are you doing?

I am using the little box in

the Face Time to put makeup on.

You're not even

looking at us, are you?

No. Who looks at the other

people when they Face Time?

Why are you guys not coming out?

Is f***ing Jimmy there? Jimmy?

No, Jimmy's not here.

- We don't have a babysitter, so...

- Yeah.

Hello. F***ing

bring her.

(SCOFFS)

No...

Yes?

No. Yes?

What are you doing?

What are you thinking?

Let's just do it!

This could be, like, a doorway to

a whole new life,

where we have it all.

- We have fun and a baby.

- That's fantastic!

- This is the moment!

- I need this!

- This is the moment. Let's do it. Okay.

- I need to go out!

- Let's go!

- Let's go!

All right. I'm down.

Little chicken. Come on!

- Baby's first rave.

- Baby's first rave.

- Baby's first rave.

- (BOTH IMITATING DANCE MUSIC)

Baby's first rave.

(ALL IMITATING DANCE MUSIC)

- Baby's first rave!

- Baby's first rave!

(ALL CONTINUE IMITATING

DANCE MUSIC)

Wait. Sh*t! Diaper bag!

It needs to be restocked.

- I gotta get more sh*t. Okay.

- Okay.

You know what? She needs an extra

Onesie in case she craps herself.

I think I better pump.

- You gotta pump?

- I think I need to pump.

She wants your necklace. Give

me your necklace. Now, go pump.

We should get the cooler.

Okay, here we go.

Wait. If we're bringing the swing,

let's just bring the Jumperoo.

We have room.

I think we have room.

- Butt Paste.

- I don't know where the Butt Paste is.

I don't know where it is.

- Binky, Binky, Binky.

- I don't know where the Binky is.

Binky's over here. I got Binky.

- (BABBLING)

- Huh?

- We fell asleep.

- Let's go. Let's go.

- Okay, let's go.

- We'll go now.

Wait. Sh*t!

Another video.

Best night ever.

Look at how much

food I just ordered.

I'm not even hungry.

It's so wasteful!

We missed it.

Sh*t. Don't hit me.

I'm so tired.

I know.

Let's just go to sleep.

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