Neighbors Page #4

- (WHOOPING)

I'm Teddy. This is Pete.

(ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)

What's going on?

And who's this little lady?

Oh, that's so sweet. No one

ever knows she's a girl.

What? Of course she is, because

you're a little princess.

So, you're the little princess.

You're a little...

Oh, she just scrunched

her little nose!

So cute.

What's her name?

- Stella.

- Stella, yeah.

That's the best name ever.

Are you kidding?

She's a little flirt.

Oh, like her mom, I bet.

PETE:
Mmm.

Cool.

Anyway, just wanted

to let you guys know

that in this neighborhood,

we don't keep off the grass.

- What?

- You know what I'm saying?

No way!

Legalize it, y'all.

A joint. Thank you, guys.

Also, if you could maybe,

just sometimes...

Keep it down!

All right.

Well, I mean, if you

guys ever need anything,

or we get too noisy, just

talk to me, or talk to Pete.

- We'll take care of it.

- Same with us.

- I mean, we get pretty loud over there.

- Yeah, yeah.

Game of Thrones, we get loud.

- When Khaleesi comes on, I'm like...

- (BOTH YELLING)

Yeah. It's crazy.

(BOTH LAUGHING AWKWARDLY)

- All righty.

- Well...

- Dope.

- PETE:
Cool.

All right.

- We're okay.

- Cool.

- Later!

- See you, guys.

- All right. All right.

- Nice.

Welcome to the neighborhood.

Take it sleazy.

GIRLS:
Bye, Stella!

BOYS:
Bye, Stella!

And now,

as President of Delta Psi...

And Vice President, we call...

Our first official meeting

in the new house to order.

ALL:
Chivalry above self!

Much like Scoonie's cock,

this year is

going to be legendary.

(ALL CHEERING)

I don't know if

you guys are aware,

but Delta Psi is

simply responsible

for the most epic

party moments in history.

(CHEERING CONTINUES)

Gentlemen,

take a look at the wall.

Travel back in time

with me to 1930.

(1930s MUSIC PLAYING)

Delta Psi puts on a

production of Julius Caesar.

A girl in the audience unexpectedly

hands one of our brothers a beer.

And after that one fateful sip,

the toga party is born!

Hold that gam steady, Pete.

(ALL CHEERING)

- The year is 1971.

- (1970s ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

The US plays Red China

in ping-pong.

Meanwhile, back at

Delta Psi, our brothers

play a little

ping-pong of their own.

An errant ball lands

in a brother's beer,

and he just drinks it.

(WHOOPING)

(ALL CHEERING)

I give you beer pong!

(CHEERING CONTINUES)

The year is 1985!

- (1980s POP MUSIC PLAYING)

- Sebastian Cremmington and his brothers

are at the school pep rally.

They've been drinking

since the butt-crack of dawn.

Sebastian knows he has to throw up,

but he wants to keep partying.

What does he do? Does he

puke, or does he drink?

Why not do both?

I give you the boot

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