Nativity Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 2009
- 105 min
- 11,691 Views
(Horn sounds)
- Gabriel comes in on a death slide.
- (Paul) What's a death slide?
One of those things. Duh-zzhoozh!
You go down with two hands...
l don't think health and safety will
involve the death slide in a nativity play.
- OK, what about a BMX with trick pegs?
- This is a Roman Catholic school.
We are not going to replace a donkey
with a trick-peg BMX. What is that?
- We can do it if we just work together.
- Sorry?
Like we're Webber and Rice, and Posh
and Becks. Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee.
You and me.
- No. The big one.
lt's not gonna fit, is it?
- l don't believe it! Paul Maddens!
- Gordon Shakespeare.
(American accent)
How are you doing, my man?
- Great to see you.
- And you.
- Where have you been?
- Five years at St Bernadette's now.
But you were gonna be the star,
the man!
- Was l? l never thought that.
- Yes! We all did and then it all went.
And now you're down the road?
How is it at St B's?
Goodness me, what a challenge!
Slowly, that dreadful school
- How's Jennifer? Do you speak to her?
- Yeah, still quite good friends with her.
So, you still keep in touch with her?
Yeah, even though
she's Hollywood side, yeah.
- Didn't she do well?
- She's now a producer, you know?
l know. l mean, if you think l'm talented,
well, she's just gone to another level.
Way above me, and...and...
- ...clearly, you.
- Clearly, yeah.
lf you want to see
how the other half lives,
and just see where
it really happens in the right way,
come along to our Christmas bazaar.
- The talent they've got. Amazing.
- Yeah, l'm sure.
- lt's worth a little look. Come along.
- Thank you.
- What are you doing this year?
- l'm doing the nativity again.
- Perhaps l could come and see yours?
- Yes, you won't be alone if you do.
Because, actually, Jennifer's coming.
- She's coming over to the UK?
- Yeah, she's gonna come and see...
Why would she do that?
Because she's gonna bring
most of her agency over with her.
Hollywood...are coming
to St Bernadette's?
- To see your show?
- Yes.
- To film your show?
- Yeah.
- To make a film out of it?
- Yeah.
And a book.
(Hums a tune)
Come, come, come, come, come.
Come close. This is... Shh.
Come in, gather round.
l've got something to tell you, all right?
l'm not supposed to, but someone's
twisted my arm and l have to tell you.
l've just been to get the Christmas tree,
a big Hollywood
production film thing company
are coming here to see our nativity,
but it's not a nativity,
it's "Nativity The Musical",
in 3-D with 5-D sound,
and we're all going to be famous!
Yeah!
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