Nativity Page #2

will be in detention for the entire term.

- (Bell rings)

- Sit down!

- (Children shouting)

- Stripy scarf, whose is this?

(Shouting and laughter)

- Mr Poppy! Come in now, Mr Poppy.

- l've been tigged.

Come in now.

Get inside, please. l've told you before!

- Poppy! Poppy! Poppy!

- Children, please, go away.

- Poppy! Poppy!

- Just carry on playing.

Mr Poppy! Mr Poppy!

Mr Poppy!

Shh-chh-chh!

- Furzz-oop.

- l just wanted to check something.

Can l just say l've really enjoyed

today, thank you very much.

You're welcome.

- You haven't done this before.

- l've done stuff like it.

- Classroom assistant?

- No.

l just wanted to check that.

l'll see you tomorrow at 08.15?

- Do you want a sausage sizzler?

- Sorry?

Young's, the newsagent

by Fiveheads Road,

they do these sausages with tomato

ketchup in a roll with a sausage.

They're 1 .50. Do you want to share

one and we could hang out at the park?

l'll introduce you to Tom, Stinky Tom.

He's funny.

l'm a bit busy. l shan't be doing that

tonight. Thank you.

See you later.

Fzz-shwoosh!

(Can't you see it's gonna be

A merry, merry Christmas

(A merry, merry Christmas

For all good girls and boys... (

(Dog whines)

Come here, baby. Hello.

Ooh! Right on me kippers. Ooh!

Cracker! Cracker, you hardly know me!

Cracker! Cracker!

Where are you going, you mental dog?

(Hums a tune)

Cracker... (ln Nazareth...

Or... (ln Nazareth...

l think low. Bark for high.

- (Barks)

- Bark for low.

- (Whines)

- Suit yourself.

Cracker.

Cracker. Cracker, come here.

(Thud)

Help me, Mr Maddens!

This man is an idiot.

He's an actual village idiot.

lf this was a village,

he would be the idiot.

He's not a classroom assistant.

He's an absolute calamitous fool.

- He'll be a big help with the play.

- The play that l don't care about?

The play that brings the children away

from learning to read, write and count?

Whoopee. l've got a big oaf helping

my children to fail. Thanks a lot.

- This is getting a bit personal.

- Who's that?

- Who's what?

- What's that?

That's a photograph

of me and Mr Poppy.

- Why?

- He is my sister's son.

Mm-hm.

(Sighs)

Mr Poppy!

Sit down, please. Sit down.

Be quiet! Sit down now!

Why is Mr Maddens

such a grumpy grocks?

His girlfriend left him at Christmas time.

- Where's his girlfriend now?

- ln America.

America, how cool is that?

lt is cool,

but it is a long way away from here.

Can we keep it down over there,

please?

- Bagsy drive the van.

- l've got the keys.

- Nothing overrules the rules of bagsy.

- Don't...

- Mr Poppy, l'm insured to drive the van.

- Auntie Pat said l could drive.

- Can you drive?

- Yeah. Come on, jump in.

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