Nativity Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 2009
- 105 min
- 11,721 Views
Shh, shh, shh!
This is big stuff, all right?
Zack, l mean, you could end up being...
- Zac Efron.
- Yes!
And you...you could be Shrek!
- And you, Bob...
- What?
...you're like a little Gollum,
like a little creature in something!
So, we're going to be super famous
because Hollywood are coming!
Yeah!
- (Groans)
- (Dog whines)
Ow. Ow.
Ow!
Oh!
Aargh!
With me now
are the real stars of the film,
the pupils
of St Bernadette's School here.
- You must be very excited?
- Oh, very excited, aren't we, children?
Wait, wait.
We heard this morning that Hollywood
are coming to see our nativity play,
Sit down, please. Sit, Cracker.
l am actually Mr Poppy and l am, er...
the co-director, co-writer, co-producer.
(TV volume off)
'...the true stars of a new Hollywood
blockbuster coming to town very soon.'
(He sees you when you're sleeping
(He knows when you're awake...
How you doing, Paul?
Now, you don't want to be late.
Quickly, you two.
Well done.
Congratulations, Mr Maddens.
There you are! Oh, goodness, at last.
- This is Darren from the newspaper.
- Nice to meet you.
Come on, we've got to go this way.
Yeah, they've been waiting.
l've told Darren everything l know
but l don't know much.
lt's wonderful that you're
back in touch with her again.
- There you are, that's it.
- (Cheering)
Thank you, thank you. Good morning,
boys and girls. Good morning, teachers.
Good morning. Good morning,
gentlemen of the press.
Ha-ha! And the local news team.
And, as you can see, children,
it's very, very exciting.
The whole of the town
is buzzing with the news
that St Bernadette's is going
to get a visitor from Hollywood.
- Three cheers for Mr Maddens! Hip, hip!
- Hurray!
- Hip, hip!
- Hurray!
- Hip, hip!
- Hooray!
Mrs Bevan, boys and girls...
l'm sorry, cos there's obviously
been some misunderstanding,
because yesterday
l said in front of Mr Poppy
that we were gonna have a...
a visit from Hollywood.
And l'm only sorry
cos it's not happening right now!
l didn't tell you.
l told Gordon Shakespeare!
lt wasn't even for your ears!
Do you understand me? You were
eavesdropping on a conversation.
- lt doesn't matter!
- Be quiet! lt's obviously a lie.
How are Hollywood
gonna come to the school?
lt's a lie! lt's not true! l made it up!
You have messed up, right?
lt's up to you to face your responsibility
and go out there and tell them it's a lie.
- (Door squeaks)
- Yeah!
Yeah!
All you've got to do
is call your girlfriend
and get the Hollywood people across.
One problem. She's not my girlfriend.
l don't know her number.
l don't know where she lives.
l was making all of that up yesterday.
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