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Bad frog! Bad frog!

What is this? Let go, dog!

Animal, stop it!

Kermit has agreed that Dominic

is right all the time, man.

Good.

So, now that Kermit agrees

with me on everything...

- I am Kermit.

- Definitely.

Let's go and hang out backstage, yeah?

Okay, all right.

Come, little friend.

Let us get on with the show

and enjoy our family-style adventure

during which we shall bond

and learn heartwarming lesson.

Perhaps about sharing,

or waiting your turn,

or the number three.

Right, Kermit.

Sure.

Flawlessly executed. Bravo.

What did you expect from

world's most dangerous frog

and number one criminal,

Number Two?

Yeah, I know.

You're number one, I'm number two.

I think you mentioned that before.

Now that we control

the Muppet tour, Number Two,

phase one of our plan is complete.

We are now positioned

to carry out greatest...

-"Burglary."

- Yes.

...of all time, and pin it

on those gullible Muppets,

who will spend the rest

of their miserable lives behind bars.

Tonight,

we steal the painting

and then we'll have all we need

to steal the unstealable,

the Crown Jewels of England.

Ensuring that my name

goes down in history

as greatest thief of all time!

You mean our names, right?

Of course.

My name first, then spacebar,

spacebar, spacebar, your name.

Sure.

I'm number one

You're number two

We're criminals at large

But I'm at larger than you

I'm number one

You're number two

I believe in equality

As long as you get less than me

- I'm one

-You're one

You're number two

I'm number two.

You may think that you're smarter

But I'm smarterer than you

I'm number one

You're number two

You're lucky to be number two

Not number three

I can see by the look in your eye

You want to get a bigger

piece of the pie

One day you'll get your chance

But in the meantime

You've got to dance, monkey, dance!

Really? I hate dancing.

DO it!

Dance, monkey, dance!

I'm number two

He's number one

I can't believe

I'm working for an amphibian

I'm number two

He's number one

I'm number one!

You know life's gone to the dogs

When your boss is a frog

I can see it's just a matter of time

Before he's gone

And I'm at the front of the line

It won't be long till I get my chance

But in the meantime

I've got to dance, monkey, dance

Dance, monkey, dance

Now, watch me.

- I'm number one

-He's number one

- You're number two

-I'm number two

That's it, kid

There you go

Now step aside

This ain't your show

- I'm one

-"I'm one"

I'm number one

Yes, we know

- I'm...

-He's...

Number one!

That's how it's done.

15 seconds to curtain... Kermit?

Sure.

Okay.

Have you studied

your Kermit tapes yet?

Of course not.

This is child's play for frog of my talent.

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