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What?

And maybe the end of us.

Great news, Muppets. We're sold out.

What?

Fine.

I mean, great, great.

Well done, Dominic.

Hey, I have an amazing idea for an act.

It's called

"The Indoor Running of the Bulls."

Gonzo, I've told you,

that act is far too dangerous.

Actually, Kermit, I was asking

Dominic what he thinks.

Good grief.

Dominic, Dominic! Five songs.

"Sold out." Like we've

sold out a show in 30 years.

Is this a good time to discuss

our upcoming European wedding?

No, actually, I'm kind of busy right now.

Perfect!

I have 23 swatches

for the seat covers for the reception,

eight font choices for the menu,

which, by the way,

we are not serving flies.

Piggy, what are you talking about?

I'm just trying to involve you in

some of the decision-making, dear.

What about being involved

in the decision

to get married in the first place, huh?

Kermit, you never let me do what I want!

0h. yeah?

Well, what about what I want?

What about that?

I haven't even proposed yet.

- You can do that on our honeymoon.

- What?

That's insane! Do you hear

what you're saying?

Insane? How dare you call

yourfianc?einsane?

You are not my fianc?e!

We are not engaged!

And, as a matter of fact,

the way this particular conversation

is going right now... Well...

I'm fine with that!

Piggy. Wait! I'm sorry!

Get out!

Don't take it personally.

They still love you.

They just prefer me now.

Thank you, Dominic.

That's very comforting.

Do you know what I think helps

sometimes in situations like this?

What?

A walk alone in the fog

in former East Berlin.

Maybe along a deserted canal.

Well, I guess a quiet stroll

is not a bad idea.

Let the others know I've gone, will you?

Sure. I promise.

Thanks.

Corrine, come here!

Boo.

What just happened?

What?

Wait a second.

Hold on, hold on!

There must be some mistake!

Don't you know me?

I'm Kermit the Frog!

Silence, Constantine. The game is up.

Who?

No, no! Wait a minute!

I'm Kermit the Frog!

Guys, this is a mistake! I'm telling you!

Hey, hey! Hello! Somebody!

Open up!

I'm an Amphibian-American!

It's not easy being mean.

Has anyone seen Kermit?

It's 15 minutes to curtain.

Hi, guys. Look, it's Kermit,

just back from his afternoon stroll.

Hi-lo! I am Kermit.

What...

He's got a cold. That's why his voice

sounds a little bit different

at the moment.

See? Just calm down. Just relax.

You are right. Dominic is terrific!

From now on, let's do whatever he says.

All right. Yeah.

Wow, that walk

must have really helped.

Miss Pig, I have wronged you.

I humbly beg your forgiveness.

You're not getting off that easy, bucko.

Come on, Foo Foo.

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