
Muppets Most Wanted
And cut!
- Wow. That was so amazing!
- Walter, you did a wonderful job.
Thank you, Kermit. Did we get that?
- We got it.
- We got it, yup.
Movie's over, people.
Go home. That is a wrap.
Okay, nice work, everyone.
Make sure to fill out your I-9s,
and we'll see you on the next one.
So... What do we do now?
Well, we're together again.
We got the theater
and all our fans are back.
Yeah!
Actually, those were extras.
I saw a few tapping their toes.
Yeah, those were paid dancers.
Or...
Maybe since we're all here,
for you and me to tie the knot, Kermie!
Well, I mean, maybe I could.
Hey, what's the camera still doing here?
Oh, no. Disaster!
That can only mean one thing.
Doggone it, you're right!
It looks like they've ordered a sequel.
We're doing a sequel
We're back by popular demand
Come on, everybody,
strike up the band!
We're doing a sequel
That's what we do in Hollywood
And everybody knows
That the sequel's never quite as good
A sequel
Another feature attraction
Places, please
Light the lights
Roll camera, "Action!"
I thought it was the end
But no, my friends, this is when
We get to do it all again!
Do it all again
Until the credits roll
We got another go to show them
We can do it all again!
We're doing a sequel
There's no need to disguise
a viable franchise
We're doing a sequel
While they wait for Tom Hanks
To make Toy Story 4!
I thought it was the end
But no, my friends, this is when
We get to do it all again!
Do it all again!
Until the credits roll
We've got another go to show them
We can do it all again!
We're doing a sequel
Let's give it a go
With Hollywood stars
And more one-liner cameos
We're doing a sequel
I don't mean to be a stickler
But this is the seventh sequel
To our original motion picture
We're doing a sequel
Let's give it a shot
All we need now is a half-decent plot
Got it. An epic love story
between a very handsome,
long-nosed purple thing
and a beautiful chicken.
Gonzo with the Wind.
Does anybody have any other ideas?
It's about getting the Muppets
back together again
to stop an evil oil baron
from demolishing the old studio!
Fozzie, did you even
watch our last film?
It's about a frog
who marries a beautiful, perfect pig.
And they have to kiss each other a lot!
I don't think Americans
watch subtitled films.
Kermit, how about the Muppets
go on a world tour?
That's perfect!
I thought it was the end
But no, my friends, this is when
We get to do it all again!
Until the credits roll
We've got another go to show them
We can do it all again!
We're doing a sequel
It's more of the same
Let's give it a name
It's the Muppets again
with The Muppets Again
It's the
Muppets
Again!
- Okay?
- I'm okay!
Okay!
Enema-boomed.!
Hey! Pepperoni!
Come on!
Let's dance.
It's time to light the lights.
Muppet news flash.
Constantine, the world's
most dangerous frog,
has escaped from
in Siberia, Russia.
This move
has leapfrogged Constantine
to the number one
most wanted criminal in the world,
one place ahead
of the mysterious Lemur.
Wow.
Thanks for seeing me
at my regular booth, Muppets.
Big fan. Huge.
Dominic. International tour manager.
"Dominic Badguy"?
It's pronounced "Bad-gee." It's French.
It means "good man."
Oh, yes.
Listen up.
You're hot. You're having a moment.
But what is inevitable
about a moment? it ends.
I don't want this moment to end!
That's why we got to get out there now
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