Muppets Most Wanted Page #5
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome...
"Study Kermit tapes." Nonsense.
It's...
Oh, no.
Kermit! Introduce the show.
It's the Muppet Show!
With our very special guest star,
Christoph Waltz!
What is happening? Why am I flying?
- What the...
- We gotta do something!
Herr Christoph Waltz dances the waltz!
Darling, you set my world on fire.
Did somebody say "explosion"?
No! He says I set his world on fire.
There it is again!
Wait for me! Please! Wait for me.
One more!
Keep Waltzing, Mr. Waltz!
Hey!
It was vertigo.
Not stage fright, if that's
what you're thinking, Number Two.
Sure.
Right, now to cover our tracks.
Let's get out of here!
CIA.
Interpol!
This is myjurisdiction.
Not to mention, my badge is bigger.
One of the stolen paintings was on loan
from the New York
Metropolitan Museum of Art.
So, this is CIAjurisdiction.
Also, this is my travel badge.
Here's my real badge.
You must have been
looking at the wrong...
- Badge!
- What?
You've won this round, Pierre.
- My name is "Jean."
- Okay, Shawn.
It looks like we're gonna
be working together.
But that doesn't mean I have to like you.
I didn't like you first.
I didn't like you before I met you.
So, what have we got?
Two priceless paintings stolen
and one average painting
of an obscure English colonel.
This has all the markings
of the work of the Lemur.
What's a lemur?
Only the second most wanted
criminal in the world.
And my personal nemesis.
Unfortunately for me,
his identity is a mystery.
No, literally, what is a lemur?
It is also a rat-monkey
from Madagascar.
Just as I suspected.
This coin is his calling card.
The Lemur, he is playing with us.
I have a delivery here for Mr. Eagle.
Right here.
And here's your rope.
You were saying?
Look at that.
"Muppets sell out in Berlin." Five stars!
Kermit the Frog is liking this news.
Choc-choc, yeam!
Tunnel.
It's not there.
You were wrong!
Not so fast.
Oldest trick in the book.
Write it in lemon juice,
to reveal Colonel Blood's map.
Of course, today,
the most sophisticated
security system on the planet.
And this map, along with
Blood's key and locket,
is the only way to get close to them.
Good work, Number Two.
What does it say
about location of Blood's key?
Right.
Something, something.
"Finest wooden teeth."
That is not helpful.
Wait.
There's the name of a city here.
Madrid.
You've got the wrong frog!
Hey, hey, hey!
It's Constantine.
- What?
- He's back.
What are you doing?
I'm not Constantine. My name is Kermit.
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