Mrs In-Betweeny Page #4

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Yes, of course.

Then you don't need me to tell you what

a major disruptive influence he's been.

You're aware of his family situation?

Oh, more than, and it is indeed

extremely sad but,

I have to think

about the rest of the children.

The majority needs

as opposed to the individual?

Quite.

Which leaves me no option but to...

and I say this

with the heaviest of hearts...

- ...exclude him.

- What?

He's seven years old!

I appreciate your concern...

F*** concern! What am I going to do

with him all day?

- Excuse me?

- Two words :
Bargain Hunt.

I don't want a 7-years-old

snapping around my ankles

- while I'm watching TV.

- Quite.

Is there no way I can make you reconsider?

I'm extremely sorry.

Let me ask you that question again...

Graham.

Is there no way I can make you

reconsider...Graham?

Or maybe you'd like to give me

your answer over a drink tonight?

Bollocks!

What the f*** are you doing here?

I got your message.

Yeah, all right, lads!

Just back to work, yeah?

- I said I'd see you at the house.

- Can't. Hot date.

Besides, I need the money.

House keeping.

Christ! Will you look at yourself!

Never had you down as a prude, Neil.

- I'm not.

- So, where's my desk going?

I do own a percentage

of the business now. Technically.

Kidding! Think of my nails.

- So what's the big problem?

- No...problem...

...exactly. Err, just thought I'd check

in, you know, see how it's going.

- Is it going?

- Nothing I can't handle.

- Well, if there's nothing else...

- Yeah, also...

I need... I need your advice.

Bye.

Off for me lunch.

- Want anything?

- Err, no.

Mary?

You're all alone, right?

- Must be hard being so lonely.

- Has its moments.

If you'd like, I mean I am extremely

busy, as you can imagine,

but you're quite welcome to come over

for a sherry one night.

- Oh, lovely.

- Great.

Not tonight, by the way.

Pilates. Saturday crown green.

Obviously, can't do Sunday.

- God?

- Oh, no, paintballing.

Residents VS Careworkers.

- Why don't you get back to me?

- Are you sure about that butty?

Oh, I'm fine.

And you thought because I'm a freak, I'd

know where to get hold of other freaks?

I'm out of my comfort zone here, OK?

I don't know about this stuff.

If you don't want to do it, tell her.

It's not that I don't want to do it,

per se. I love her, you know?

- I just want to make her happy.

- And if you can't find her

a rug muncher, you're scared she's going

to run off with some guy who will?

OK. F*** off.

God what was I even thinking

asking of my own brother for...

- Sister.

- Whatever.

I want your car.

Well, I want...

- No, no.

- No car, no lesbian.

- No.

- Fine...

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