Monster Brawl Page #3

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grant me power to see future.

I can foretell the

deaths of others.

I went into hiding, ashamed

and without honor.

Now, a force beckons me

that is more powerful

than anything.

If you can see the future,

you must already know the

outcome of the battle.

Honor is like an island. Rugged

and without shores.

Once you leave, you

can never return.

Buzzard's Bay, Massachusetts.

Witch! You ought to be

burned to the ground.

You're the worst witch ever.

Witch!

You're a witch.

B*tch.

Go away!

What do you want?

I'm known around these

parts as the Grub.

The Grub?

That's right. Professional monster

bodyguard and manager.

Who sent you here?

Listen. I caught whispers

of a secret tournament

for people like yourself.

Piss off, troll!

Wait a minute! They are holding a

monster fighting event next month,

and I need a fighter.

We'll make you the most powerful

menace the world has ever seen.

No more witch hunts. The townsfolk

will bow to you.

Well, don't just stand

there. Come inside.

Now, tell me again how I'm

supposed to stand up to the

rest of these monsters?

I've trained the most disagreeable

monsters in the entire universe.

But you, you could go all

the way to the top!

Picture this. Diabolical outcast

from small village

wins Monster Brawl.

You will have your vengeance.

Everyone who spit on

you, heckled you,

beat and raped you.

But I can't fight!

Nonsense!

Forget all the necromancy

crap. The conjury.

The dark magic.

You have to become a warrior!

Now, if we only had the

proper name for you,

that would instill terror into

the heart of your opponent.

Witch B*tch.

Witch B*tch. Witch B*tch.

Witch B*tch.

Witch B*tch.

Creatures Conference Middleweight

Title Match.

Cyclops vs. Witch B*tch.

We're back, ladies and gentlemen, with

our opening bout of the evening.

Now we're ready to get this

brawl underway Buzz,

and what a first match-up.

We have the one-eyed ancient

warrior Cyclops

going head-to-head against

the uncomely, Witch B*tch.

Let's go to our fight preview.

Cyclops.

Normally Cyclops would

not fight women.

But this Witch is a b*tch.

And I will crush her!

And Hades is next!

The Cyclops is a mythical creature.

He comes from a long line

of one-eyed blacksmiths,

and he's fought nearly everything

that's ever walked or crawled.

He's trained in fighting systems

varying from Roman Empire

gladiator tactics

to Greco-Spartan field combat.

In fact, he has the ability to

eradicate entire villages

with his special laser

beam eye maneuver.

Witch B*tch.

Listen up, Cyclops! You

Grub-wannabe bastard!

We've got some tricks

in store for you.

A whole bag of them, so

keep your eye open.

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