Monster Brawl Page #4

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Witch B*tch is a grizzled

and vile occultist,

capable of conjuring dark spirits

and fatal spell attacks.

And was once part of a

Witch/Warlock tag team

until her partner was

burned at the stake.

She's also been taken under the

wing of monster bodyguard

and acne-smitten troll, the Grub,

who has trained and conditioned

Witch B*tch

in the weeks leading up

to tonight's event.

And now, we turn it

over to Jimmy Hart

to summon the creatures

from the crypts.

Ladies and gentlemen,

coming to you live

from the Hillside Necropolis

in Emmett, County Michigan,

the Monster Brawl Creatures Conference

Middleweight Showdown.

Introducing first, fighting

out of the stone crypt,

a mythical one-eyed brute

from lonia, Greece.

Weighing in at 280 pounds,

the legendary, the ageless

Cyclops!

And his opponent, fighting

out of the wood crypt,

weighing in at 134 pounds.

From Buzzard's Bay, Massachusetts,

the bane of New England,

the infernal,

the unhallowed, the villainous

sorceress Witch B*tch.

And let's take a quick peak at

our Tale of the Tape, Buzz,

and see how these fighters

match up.

The Cyclops has a formidable record

and easily tops Witch B*tch

in strength and size.

Herb Dean is making his way out to

the ring area through the archway,

and what a class-act individual

and stellar representative

of monster fighting.

And the anticipation mounting

inside the graveyard

is about to explode.

And this is the biggest event in

the history of physical combat,

and I just hope my voice

holds up for this, Buzz!

All right guys, center up.

And if I'm Herb Dean, Buzz,

I'd get the hell out of

that ring in a hurry.

We've gone over the rules. Protect

yourself at all times.

Follow my instructions. We're

gonna have a clean fight.

Touch gloves, Let's

make it official.

It's the one and only time these

athletes will ever face each other,

and it's winner takes all.

The loser must leave this world.

You ready to fight?

You ready?

Let's do it.

And we're underway here

at Monster Brawl

as Cyclops and Witch B*tch engage

in a brutal bloodbath

for the Creatures Conference

middleweight title.

Cyclops misses with a quick lunge

as Witch B*tch gingerly slingshots

him into the ropes

and answers with a clothesline.

Look out! Witch B*tch with

a dirty kick to the dick

sends the ancient ogre reeling

to the canvas mat.

And Herb Dean has a

word with the Witch

regarding that ball-busting

maneuver.

That was a groin shot. You

need to keep it clean. We're

not gonna have that.

All right, you ready? Fight!

Cyclops pulls out a sledgehammer

and blindsides Witch B*tch

with a big backhand

hit to the face.

Incredible.

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