Monster Brawl Page #2

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If you make some money, get

you a new suit, okay?

All right. Hey, good luck.

All right, thanks, Jimmy.

We're back graveside,

with Cyril Haggard,

the resident grave keeper here

at Hillside Necropolis.

Cy, you know this turf

better than anyone.

Why was this particular cemetery

chosen as tonight's venue?

I told you to mind

your own business.

I warned you not to go messing

with this place.

Gotcha. We know that the arena

terrain is mostly dead mulch

and thick forest, but are there

any environmental factors

that might come into play during

the fights tonight?

The soil is cursed, boy!

You've gone and stirred

up a heap of trouble.

Something evil has been unearthed,

and I can feel it in my bones.

Evil. Evil!

Evil.

Sounds good, Cy.

Thanks for dropping by and we

hope you enjoy the fights.

You bastards are gonna pay

for what you've done.

You're gonna pay.

You're all doomed.

Again, thanks for dropping

by, Cy, with that wonderful

bit of foreboding.

I warned you this place was cursed!

And now, before we preview

our opening match,

Let's go live backstage where legendary

mixed martial arts referee

and official Monster

Brawl officiator,

Herb Dean is standing by

to give us some details

on the rules and regulations for

our upcoming fights. Herb?

Hey guys, pleasure to be here.

Herb, what are your thoughts

on this event?

It's unbelievable. There's an eerie

vibe back here in the crypts

where the monsters are

getting prepared.

This night's gonna go down

in fighting history.

What do you think about living

in a world where monsters

must fight to the death?

I think it's great. I hate monsters

more than anything.

And the way I see it, there's

gonna be a few less monsters

in the world after tonight

'cause some of them ain't

leaving this cemetery.

What kind of rules have been

established for this tournament?

None.

What, no rules whatsoever?

No, man. No rules, no time

limits, no stoppages.

The match will continue until

one of them loses their life.

I'm here to cut down on

the shots to the groin,

manager interventions,

that sort of thing.

Other than that, standard

death-match.

That's wonderful. We'll see you

shortly inside the ring.

And we'll take our first break

here at the graveyard

and be right back with the opening

fight of the evening.

lonian Islands, Greece.

Enter.

An urgent message for you, Sir.

Who sent you?

A shadow from the West.

There's a storm brewing.

Monsters the world over

have been summoned.

So, the hour is upon us.

My training will begin at dawn.

Almost 3000 years ago, I

made a terrible mistake.

I made a fateful deal with

the evil god Hades.

In return for one of my eyes, he

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