Miss March Page #4
And... wake up.!
I knew it! I knew it would work.
- What the f*** is wrong with you, man?
- You're alive. Whoa!
What the f*** is going on?
- You probably can't move yet. You have atrophy.
- Why can't I move?
Why can't I move and hurt you?
Because you haven't used your body in,
like, four years. You gotta take it easy.
Tucker, what's happening? Why am I here?
You fell down the stairs after prom
and were in a coma for four years.
Then I saved your life,
because I'm a genius.
You! I told you no hit mister with the bat.
Juanita, I brought him back to life.
- I told you the bat trick would work.
- policia.! Policia.!
- What the f*** is going on?
- Eugene, don't do that. You'll overexert yourself.
Oh! You're pooping!
Your body is in
an extreme state of atrophy...
but you're in surprisingly good shape for
someone who's been in a coma for four years.
You've healed from all the damage
you received in your initial fall...
so all that you'll need to recover from
is from the effects of the coma itself.
What about my face?
Yes, well, your nose was broken
by the force of the baseball bat...
and the frontal palate of your skull has
some pretty bad fractures.
But we've set most of that.
You were hit pretty hard though.
But you'll find over time...
that your muscle strength will return,
as well as bowel control.
- Until then, it's best
to avoid strenuous situations.
That's why you pooped.
Yeah.
Yeah, you did. A lot.
Lots of poop.
Like, almost four years worth of poop.
Should call you Poopy Pants.
Mr. Poopy Pants.
Sorry. Anyway, I'll let you get some rest.
I'm sure you and your friend
have some catching up to do.
- Oh, and, Tucker, off the record-
- Yeah?
I like your style.
I can't believe
I've been here for four years.
Yeah. You gotta watch
where you're walking.
It doesn't feel like four years ago.
I feel like just five seconds ago
I was getting wasted with you...
and going upstairs to have sex.
Wait a minute. How come
just you're here? Where's Cindi?
- Where's my Dad?
- Oh, his job moved him down to Florida.
What? He left me in the hospital?
Well, dude, you were a vegetable.
Besides, he still has an apartment here.
- What about Cindi?
- Oh, I don't know where she is.
- Well, give me your cell phone.
- No, I don't know where she is. She moved after graduation.
- She left me too?
- You were a vegetable.
Then how come you're still here?
'Cause we're homeys, dude. Lock it up.
I can't believe she would
just leave me like that.
She was around for a little while...
but then she got into college and it really
didn't look like you were gonna wake up.
I mean, it took me four years
to figure out the bat trick.
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