Miss March Page #3
I know a lot do.
Half of them! I'm talkin' 'bout thousands
and thousands of motherfuckers, man.
And now my sh*t is up there.
Whoo.! We celebratin;
Um, hey, Horsedick?
- Dot-MPEG!
- Dot-MPEG.
Would you mind turning the music down just
a bit? We're almost to my girlfriend's house.
You can't turn Horsedick. MPEG down.
This is my sh*t. I made this.
Hi, Cindi. Hi, Mr. And Mrs. Whitehall.
That's some ride
you've got there, Eugene.
Thank you.
- So, there won't be any drinking going on tonight, will there?
- Dad.
No, sir. Not at all.
Let me get a picture of the two of you.
Oh, Horsedick, you are nasty!
Hey, Daddy.
Come on, get in the car, baby.!
Come here, motherf***er.
- Yeah!
- Spank it!
Whoo!
I'm sorry.
I'm sure this is not as romantic
as you probably envisioned the prom.
Hey, everybody!
Denise is so wasted,
she's blowing Brian in the den.
- I'm gonna go get the keys to the master bedroom.
- Okay.
Aaah!
Okay!
- Meet me upstairs in five minutes?
- Sure.
Sure.
Dude! Where's Cindi?
- Shouldn't you be banging her out by now?
- I'm about to bang her out.
- She just went upstairs.
- Yet you look like you're going to a funeral.
Tucker, I'm just
dealing with this in my own way.
"Dealing with this"?
You're not going upstairs to have surgery.
You're going upstairs
to have sex! With a girl!
And yeah, she may not be the most attractive
girl in school, but she's a solid, solid seven.
What? She's a seven?
Look, you've already decided to do this.
So you can go and trudge through it like
it's a chore and end up hurting her feelings...
or you can go enjoy yourself and have sex.
I know, I know.
Look, most guys end up losing their virginity
to some sort of stripper or one-night stand.
You're lucky enough to have it be with a
girl that you actually love, and loves you back.
You're right. You're right.
And that means she may let you do anal.
Thank you, Tucker. That was actually-
That was oddly helpful.
All right. I'm gonna do it.
- I'm gonna do it.
- Yeah!
- I'm gonna do it now.
- All right!
- I'm gonna have sex.
- Yes, you are.
- Oh, my God, I'm nervous.
- That, too, I can help you out with.
- A little whiskey always calms the nerves.
- Cheers!
You should probably have one more
since this is your first time...
'cause you'll explode
as soon as you get it in there.
- Gotta numb the senses.
- Really? That makes sense.
- Whoo!
- I am gonna do it.
Go for it, Eugene.
But one more for good luck.
Yeah. Good luck to me for having sex!
The next time you see me, I will be a man.
Go get 'em, Eugene-Wait!
That's not the hallway!
Eugene!
Whoa. Punked.
Okay, buddy, nowjust hold still.
I have an idea.
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