Miss March Page #5
I tried to look her up
about a year or so ago...
but she dropped out after freshman year,
and the trail goes cold.
Tucker, I appreciate you
being here. L- I really do.
I just need to be alone for a while.
Okay, man.
I'll check on you tomorrow.
Besides, I got a date with the old lady.
Wait. You have a girlfriend?
Well, I'm not the kind of guy...
that gets chained down to one woman...
but lately I've been banging Candace.
That crazy handicapped chick?
Hey. Epilepsy, dude. It's a condition.
Plus, it's kind of hot.
She, like, vibrates.
Nice.
All right.
Okay, looking good. Looking good.
Bobby, you wanna sit up
real straight for me there?
- Sit up straight, sweetie.
- All right.
Everybody say, "Fuzzy pickles. "
Fuzzy pickles.
That was great. That was great.
I'm gonna try one more, and let me
work with Mommy for a second.
All right, let's see.
Let's brush some of this hair away
from Mommy's neck-
Bring out Mommy's pretty neck.
That's good. That's good. Okay.
Let's have a couple wisps
hang down here by the nape of the neck.
That's good. That looks great. There we go.
And here, position three-quarters
there like that. Okay? Like that.
That's good. That's good.
- Like that, and-
- Okay, okay.
- Okay, that's enough playful, pal.
- It's gonna be good.
All right, stay like that.
It's gonna be good. Okay, now
everybody say, "Mommy's a vision. "
Mommy's a vision.
Do not run away.
Hey, this is big-time stuff.
Mr. Biederman is extremely upset.
He brings his family in for a photo
and you turn that into soft-core pornography.
He's crazy. I think he does drugs.
Well, he said that you unbuttoned
his wife's shirt.
He said you handed her
your phone number as she was leaving.
- What the "H", bro? Come on!
- Some mail came for you.
Sweet. New playboy.
How many times have I told you not to
have that delivered here? About a million?
Why doesn't anybody
listen to me, ever? Jesus!
Oh, my God.
What?
Pack your bags, Eugene. I found her.
- No, no, no. You cannot be here.
- Juanita, vamonos.
- I found Cindi.
- What? Where?
Right there.
Mierda.
I can't believe Cindi would do this.
She's changed, man. She's all growed up.
The girl next door is now
one of The Girls Next Door.
Oh, my God. It says one ofher likes
is sex on the beach.
Calm down. That could just be the drink.
Tucker, do you think
that Cindi's still a virgin?
Let's see.
No, afraid not.
- Oh, my God.
- This is perfect.
How is this perfect?
This Saturday is playboy's
annual anniversary bash.
So?
So, this Saturday
all the Playmates, including Cindi...
are gonna be at the Playboy Mansion...
mingling with guests,
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