Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous Page #6

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people who care about themselves.

- Okay.

- Hi. Your name is?

- Jason.

- Jason.

If you change your mind, it's P.S. 31,

Priscilla, Miss Gordan's class.

Got it. Thank you very much.

Your name, please?

- James.

- Wait!

You're not writing it down!

Bureau training. I can retain

enormous amounts of information.

P.S. 31, Priscilla,

Miss Gordan's class. See?

And don't forget the hair tip.

Try some bows.

- There you go. Thank you.

- Nice to meet you.

And sorry to hear what happened

to Miss United States.

What happened?

Cheryl Frazier was last seen outside

this Las Vegas senior-citizen home...

...accompanied by longtime pageant host,

Stan Fields.

The two were walking to a limo

after a goodwill mission...

...visiting the residents here.

Apparently, Miss United States

and emcee Fields were forced into a truck...

Are they hurt? Are they alive?

What demands have been made?

That's all we know. You'll find out more

when you get to Vegas.

The director wants you

to handle publicity on this.

Public sees you on TV,

they'll feel reassured.

Absolutely, whatever I can do to help.

Get your beauty team assembled

immediately. The jet leaves at 0800.

I want you to have a bodyguard out

of New York. They're strapped in Vegas.

- Sir, why do I need a bodyguard?

- Crowd control.

You're gonna be

the hottest celebrity in Vegas.

- Assuming Wayne Newton isn't in town.

- Oh, of course, sir. "Danke Schoen. "

Fuller! I want you on a plane

to Vegas with Hart.

She's gonna do publicity

on the Cheryl Frazier kidnapping.

Not going.

- Did you just refuse an order?

- I can't take her, sir.

I'll kill her. And I'll enjoy it.

Fuller, you are this close to being gone.

Nobody wants to work with you

in Chicago or here.

That's fine by me. I like to work alone.

Then become a lighthouse keeper.

This is the FBI. We like partners.

She's a pain in the ass.

She's conceited and...

Keep people off her. Keep her safe. You

be a good bodyguard, I'll find you a partner.

You blow this, you're gone. Period.

And by the way,

I loved you both on Regis.

- Grant.

- Boys.

Mr. Grant.

Let's see what you got for me.

- Stan Fields and...

- Miss United States.

You know what the pageant

will pay to get her back? Millions.

- So you're saying we hold her for ransom?

- No.

I hold her for ransom,

and you get a taste.

Bring her to my car.

I'm a little bit hungry.

Hey! We grabbed her.

Moron, you can't handle this job.

The feds will come right down on you.

Don't call me a moron. I got a BA

in Fine Arts, and my brother...

- Don't call me a moron.

- You were unemployed when I found you.

You couldn't keep a job

on the show in the Strip.

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