Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous Page #5

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he was getting, you know, really clingy.

Yeah, but I'm fine. I'm good. I'm great.

We need to get to Live at 5

for a wrestling demonstration...

...then there's a cocktail party

at your publisher's apartment.

I could go for a little tanning time.

You're gonna go for a little unemployment

time in about two seconds.

Could you be a sweetheart

and get me a Starbucks?

I am dying for an iced

Venti Caramel Macchiato.

Get yourself a little something too.

Let me tell you when I'm gonna get you

an iced Venti Caramel Macchiato.

When they elect a black woman president of

the Daughters of the American Revolution.

Okay. And if that happens,

I'd also like one of those little muffins.

Where would you like it?

Fuller, I'm sensing a little subtle hostility,

and I think we should talk about it.

Fuller, you shouldn't keep things

bottled up.

- Fuller! What is your problem?

- The problem is, I don't like you.

Why don't you quit. I let you have this job

as a favor to McDonald...

...because no one outside of the canine unit

would work with you...

...because of your little attitude problem.

- You know what? I'm out of here.

Wait. Are you still going to Starbucks?

Go!

No one beats my little bro!

Let's go, let's go, pay up.

Come on, pay up.

Come on, who's next?

Let's get the bets on the table because...

- Yeah?

- Is he there?

- Yeah, he's here.

- Well, has he got my money?

Hold on, I'll ask.

Excuse me, Highlander, you owe

Mr. Grant 500 bucks. You got it?

Get lost.

He says he doesn't have it, Mr. Grant.

Okay! Okay!

He seems to have discovered

some cash, Mr. Grant.

Good. All right,

I got another one for you boys.

Who's the mark?

This is gonna be one for your scrapbook.

- Thank you very much. Your name, please?

- Octavia.

I was wondering if you could tell me

what skin-care regimen you use.

Well, I like to catch as many felons

as possible.

It really gets the heart pumping, and the

increased circulation helps my complexion.

- There you go. Thank you very much.

- Thank you.

- Hey.

- Hey. Your name, please?

- Priscilla.

- Priscilla.

I have to do a book report.

And I wanna do it on your book

because I wanna be an agent too.

Oh, well, good for you.

Thank you, Priscilla.

- Hi. Your name is?

- Angela.

The other kids are doing their report

on Beyonc or Britney...

...but if you come to my school and talk,

they'd see why being an agent is so cool...

...and stop getting on me.

- I would really love to...

...but as you can see,

the agency's got me pretty busy.

There you go. Thank you.

What you could do is pull your hair up once

in a while. It would open up your face...

...because remember, people care about

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