Major Deal Page #4

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- First of all you are

never gonna f*** okay?

- Mm.

- And why is that?

- Because I don't

f*** with rappers

But even if I did

I wouldn't f*** with a

trash ass rapper like you.

- But I ain't trash though.

- Man you went from talking

about police brutality,

To video games, and

sex, in the same 16.

- Man you know what?

I call that range my brother.

- Sh*t.

- You know what?

I got something for you candy.

- Don't want it,

I don't want it.

- Bryce tiller mix.

Where I can sing to you.

- Ew.

- You know what?

The f***?

- This goes out

to a special lady.

Drop that boogie.

Baby take care of that p*ssy

so I can eat that p*ssy

- I mean like on the

low it kinda goes.

- Shut up boogie!

Baby I would never beat

the p*ssy up p*ssy up

I just want to show

the p*ssy love p*ssy love

give the p*ssy

gold medal gold medal

put that p*ssy right on

a pedestal on a pedestal

on a pedestal on a pedestal

- Hey come on man!

- that's disrespectful.

Look you don't put your

ashy fingers on my sh*t!

- You're not gonna f***.

- Come on look I ain't

gon' use no condom.

Im'a shoot the club all up.

- no the hell you ain't.

- She doesn't want

herpes so no thank you.

You're gonna stop trying

to smash my sister man.

- Man, she know she want this.

- But on the real though?

That last one kind of went.

- See I tried to tell you.

- But it's not you so...

- Hey man I'm trying

to make a hit.

As long as they

spell my name right

On the checks I'm good.

- But if you don't care

what you sound like

What's the purpose

of doing music?

- For money!

Look when pink first came

out she was an r&b singer.

There you go looking pitiful

- Aye aye aye man I ain't

ask you to audition.

This ain't American idol.

But yeah she was

an r&b singer first

And then once she made the money

She start making music

she wanted to make.

- But you not pink.

You could just be you

right off the jump.

- Man shut the f*** up!

I don't give a goddamn.

You know about

goddamn child support?

You don't know sh*t.

- Okay all right,

that's real talk,

But I'm just saying.

How the hell you

gon' get signed?

You ain't never met anybody

in the industry ever.

Not once.

- I mean we could

re-release "Henny dick."

You know that was a banger.

- Nigga ain't nobody

listen to Henny dick

The first time you released it.

You know what?

I got it.

We re-release Henny dick right?

- That's what I'm saying.

- Get seven plays

then get signed.

- Man shut the f*** up.

- Okay all right.

How about this?

Battle rap.

- Man I don't know

how to battle rap.

- Come with me.

Dream with me.

- I'm trying.

- This what we gon' do.

Im'a show you the vision okay?

So we gon' go to the

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