Major Deal Page #3

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Through the whole record.

We're just gon' call

this record "f***ed up"

Because it's gon'

be all f***ed up.

You gon' be f***ed,

I'm gon' be f***ed.

Let's just be f***ed right?

- No start the beat man.

- Im'a switch it up for you

And you gon' stop

f***ing up my sh*t.

'cause you f***ing

up my sh*t right now.

- All right whatever man.

- I was just barking to try

to show them I'm a big dog.

I'm a big dog.

You acting like I

said I was a puppy.

I didn't say I was a puppy.

I didn't puppy it.

- Breathe nigga.

- Man put another beat on.

Ooh you know what?

Im'a change it up since you

don't like what I wrote.

Im'a freestyle.

- Ooh okay!

- You ready? Let's go.

Why you never

see no black cops

because I'm playing black ops

why you never

see no black cops

yeah I'm playing black ops

pierce two pierce three

boy I'm playing black ops

that black ops black ops

yeah I'm playing black ops

that black ops

that black ops yeah

- Poor little Tink

Tink still at it huh

- Fool got fired from his job,

Then told his baby mama

that he'll get signed

Or she can put him

on child support.

- Ha! She might as well

file them papers now.

I'll shoot you lil boy

I don't care if you thirteen

knock your motherfucking

ass out so clean

Why do you even

produce this sh*t?

- That's my boy

I can't just tell him he trash.

- Uh yeah you can.

And if he was really your boy

You would tell him the truth.

You wanna get

shot in my hood

- All right all right.

- Hey hey hey man!

You ain't gon' keep doing this

When I'm up in pocket!

I'm in pocket right now.

Nigga you need to put

those lyrics in your pocket

'cause that sh*t is trash.

- Man f*** you and f***...

Ooh.

- why you looking

at my sister like that?

- What's good baby girl?

- Not your lyrics.

- Now why you gotta be so salty?

- I'm not being salty.

I'm just letting

you know what my

Bucket-head ass brother won't.

You're a terrible rapper.

Like trash.

- Listen, I don't know what

the f*** you talking about.

- Called you trash in

English, Spanish, Italian,

Russian, German, and Swahili.

- Mm Swahili huh?

So how you say "trash"

in Swahili again?

- Takataka.

- Well look you call me trash

You say takataka

But if I get that

chopper on your mans

He'll go blocka-blocka.

Blocka!

- Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop.

- What made you learn all

them languages anyway?

I decided to look them

up to let you know

That you were trash from

all around the globe

'cause English just

wasn't gon' cut it.

- Mm.

When you gon' let

me f*** though?

- Ay nigga this my sister!

- Man I don't care.

I'm trying to be your step-daddy

Now take your ass to your

room before I get my belt.

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