Major Deal

Synopsis: When rapper Mike Massacre (Keraun Harris) is fired, his baby mama gives him an ultimatum: get signed by his 30th birthday or give up rap forever.
Genre: Comedy
 
IMDB:
5.8
Year:
2016
65 min
7 Views

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- Mike?

Mike!

Mike!

Did you hear

anything I just said?

- Nah.

- I told you you're fired.

- Fired?

Fired for what?

- Great!

Thank you so much!

- You're very welcome.

- I'm so starving,

and you know what?

You have a nice day.

What the f*ck?

Oh this Hennessy

right here man.

'cause I'm gone off the

Henny gone off the Henny

gone off the Henny

gone off the Henny

take this Hennessy dick

she want the Hennessy dick

Get the f*ck out!

- Oh, come on! Don't

do me like that.

Going to my 10:
00!

- I told you, if we

received another complaint,

We're gonna have to let you go.

- Man, f*ck you!

And f*ck this job!

When I blow up,

Im'a have a hot 16 for your ass.

Take this f*cking shirt.

- Okay.

- Can I have my

last check though?

Give me my goddamn check.

F*ck you!

F*ck you.

Hey what's-?

- Like I was saying,

You could come over

later if you want to.

- Daddy!

- Oh my baby girl!

Ooh! Simba!

What's up?

- Are you gonna let

me on your mixtape?

- What you gonna do?

- I got bars.

- Ooh, well let me hear them.

I can rap, just like my dad

I make you smile

you won't be sad

Ooh! I gotta put you

in the studio asap!

- Can I go today, daddy?

- Not today, but if

you keep working,

You'll be the new Nicki Minaj.

- can you make a rap about me?

- Of course! Give me a beat!

If you love her then

you's a friend to me

and if you don't

then you's a hater

I'll pull out my chopper

then I

- Don't nobody wanna

hear them weak ass bars.

- Them bars are weak as f*ck!

- Now what'd I tell y'all

about cursing in front of her?

- F*ck you nigga.

You don't tell me shit.

- You don't tell her shit, okay?

She is an independent woman.

I-n-d-e-p-e-e-e-e-n?

E-I-n

- damn girl.

- It don't matter,

she got her own.

- All right, look baby.

Go to your room and

play and daddy'll say

Bye to you before

he leave, okay?

- Okay.

- Okay.

Go head.

- What are you doing

over here anyway?

- Man what are you

doing over here anyway?

Don't you got

somewhere you live?

I ain't gotta explain to you.

I can be here

whenever I want to.

She is my best

friend so f*ck you.

- Yeah and where

is my raggedy $200?

- I ain't got it.

- haha you ain't got it.

Of course you ain't got

it 'cause you broke.

Just another rapper,

rapping about shit

He don't have, like money.

- And you better

not been spending my

Child support money on

your weak ass rap career.

- Nah I got fired.

- Again, mike?

For real?

Your dumb ass was probably

somewhere trying to perform

Your weak ass bars to somebody

in their they living room.

Are you serious?

You really did that?

You really thought

that was okay to do?

- Man you ain't gonna say

nothing when I blow up though.

- But you not gon' blow up.

You almost 30 now

still trying to pop.

- 2chainz was 34 when

he finally popped.

- But you ain't 2chainz.

- But I...

- But, but, but,

but, but my ass!

I'm about to put your

ass on the state.

- Boop!

- Come on, don't

do me like that.

- I told you you

shoulda have been

F*cking with drug

dealers or scammers.

At least them niggas

got real bread.

I mean they may have to do a bid

But before that you'll

be stunting bitch!

- Mike why don't

you just take that

Call center job I was

telling you about?

I could hook you up.

- Yes ma'am, could you just

give me your expiration date?

I could finally

close my first deal.

Oh yes ma'am I...

Hello? Hello? Hello?

- Morning mike.

- how you doing, sir?

- Did you catch the big game?

- Boy did I?

That boy Thompson's

a big galoot.

You beat me by half a

point on fantasy football.

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