Major Deal Page #5

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battle rap right?

- Okay.

- Im'a record you on

my boost mobile phone.

- Oh sh*t.

- And I got the

upgrade you can see.

You can record on this one.

- Ooh.

- Okay all right?

Im'a upload it on Facebook.

- Facebook.

- It's gon' go viral.

- Then nick cannon gon' see it.

- Incredible.

- Incredible, you gon'

get signed to ncredible!

- Yo um where the rap battle at?

- It's inside yo.

- All right you ain't

gotta be all rude man.

We might jump your ass someday.

- Try me nigga.

- All right come on let's go.

- I ain't say today.

F*** this nigga

and f*** his life

before the battle

started I f***ed his wife

- Come on guys.

That's not true.

That's not true.

Why you even on stage nigga

why you even try this

you soft serve b*tch

you like vanilla ice is

- Did he just say

vanilla ice is?

Oh you gon' cry now lil b*tch

I wouldn't act surprised

but you better

yell color money

or you get

slammed like plies

look im'a take it easy now

I ain't gon' finish you off

'cause I see your bae watching

call me david Hasselhoff

- yeah.

- Oh my god!

Mike done made him kill himself.

Did you kill yourself nigga

I find that kind of odd

I guess me and my nigga boogie

we the suicide squad

- Nigga.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- You ready for this sh*t

'cause these niggas is going in.

You wanna battle me homes

knock that sh*t off

'fore I drive

past the trump rally

and drop your ass off

who I look like cat

y'all got me out

here fighting kids

kneecaps bigger

than her titties is

I go this way and come back

I go this way and hear

brrraaattt

drop me off at the trump rally

I seen that coming all along

but you can't even drive

you like you be

barbecuing dog

bet your drawers

is hella shitty

'cause you smell like sh*t

but on a serious note

when was the last time

you seen your dick

looking like a broke

ass snoop from the wire

dreads is on some other sh*t

they need to be set on fire

you f*** b*tches

with a strap on

and you think you a real man

that's not real man

- All right y'all.

Y'all calm down.

Calm the f*** down, sh*t.

All right first off...

- You ready?

- Hell yeah, I'm ready.

- All right man,

you better bring it.

- Im'a bring it.

- All right.

- And mike massacre!

All right, all right, all right.

So we coming through.

Y'all get in y'all positions.

Y'all look each other

up in the eyes like men

Real dogs, real lions,

you know what I'm saying?

Okay to my right we got my dude

Coming all the way from

the back of the room

White privilege.

Give it up for white

privilege y'all.

That's my dog!

And you know we can't end this

thing without going to the

Black sheep, the black goat,

the greatest of all time.

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