Mad Families Page #4

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When?

- When?

- When?

When? When what?

- I don't even know.

- What?

No, no, no, no, no.

You said someday someone's gonna

have an intervention on you.

- I'm curious. When?

- She wasn't suppo... I mean, uh...

- What is she talking about?

- Wait, what?

I love that show, "Intervention."

- What is she talking about?

I'm camping with my son and my

daughter, we're having a good time.

The wieners...

- I don't even know where this is coming from.

- My brother's coherent, and...

- I love it here.

- This is fabulous.

- It's great.

Until I hear things

about interventions.

When might this intervention

be happening?

What is she talking about, dad?

Uh, son, uh...

When this wiener is done.

- When will it be done?

- Yeah, it will be done!

Well, let me just tell you

that interventions are not cool.

They sprung one

on a buddy of mine once

and I'm pretty sure he stabbed

a bunch of his mom's cats.

The vet probably had

a really good night that night,

wondering how all those cats

got stabbed.

One of these days,

I'm gonna be so rich,

I'll be able to rent

this whole damn park out.

Maybe then Papi will smile.

Oh, hey.

I just had my best

million-dollar idea yet.

It's a soft drink, but for dogs.

It's called "Pupsi."

- What?

- Pupsi!

- Pupsi?

Pepsi's not gonna let you

get away with that.

- What are they gonna do, sue me?

- Yeah. Out your ass.

That's a bad idea

called Pupsi

You fools have no vision.

Pupsi...

Who made y'all the DJ

of site 16?

Turn that sh*t down, okay?

We're trying to hear

old-ass jazz over here.

Look at they fire, huh?

We got this little fire right here.

This doesn't make any sense.

What does it matter if their

fire is bigger than our fire?

- It don't matter...

- Thank you.

If it ain't true.

Hey, are their fires

bigger than ours?

You know, we need a bigger fire.

Get that lighter fluid.

Want some of this?

Hey, what you doing?

What's wrong with y'all?

What the hell is wrong

with you men?

Y'all trying to burn my babies?

- Tell 'em, baby.

- Oh, my God!

What is wrong with you guys?

Yell at them.

Yell at them a little bit.

- What the hell?

- Felipe!

Cool off!

My babies in there sleeping, you

know you got that from Vietnam.

Why would you burn that sh*t?

- Hey!

- The fire's still burning.

They started it.

- Okay, come on, really?

We had it under control.

The ice was under control.

Baby...

Yeah, you can't fuel this fire!

What are you doing?

Go to bed!

Everybody go to bed.

- I was actually sleeping.

- Go to bed!

I was sleepy.

I was gonna go to bed.

I was thinking

it was time to go to bed.

This is bullshit!

Getting eaten alive!

Damn ants or mosquitoes

or whatever the hell you are.

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