Mad Families Page #3
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- 2017
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And he's working his way up.
Ah, I don't know
about Mayor, Pop.
And, this weekend, we have
Shantaysia.
- Who's Shantaysia?
- Listen, son.
Beautiful woman like that on your
side, no telling how far you can go.
From DA to Mayor.
Commander-in-chief.
You smell that?
There's romance in the air.
Y'all smell these potties? Damn!
- I smell something.
But I didn't wanna say nothing,
'cause I kinda thought it was...
Sorry, Daddy.
Is that Justin Bieber?
Is that guy naked?
- You wish.
Is that dumpster on fire?
Oh, my gosh.
Is that Charles Bronson?
What's in the bottle?
Communion.
- So you're some creepy drunk priest?
I am not a priest.
Listen. Why don't you help Franklin...
- No!
Set some things up?
- I've gotta go till some soil.
- Pop!
Shantay... Sharon?
- Shantaysia.
- Damn, they still doing that?
That's f***ed up. Here.
"Shantaysia."
Come on, what the hell
kind of disease... Shantaysia.
Hey, bro, what are you doing?
You sleeping in your car?
Bro, you is not a real camper.
Huh? You can't fool me.
You might be able to fool Pops,
but you can't fool me, brother.
You're right.
I don't wanna fool you.
- Ah, snake!
Snake! Snake on your shoulder!
Snake on your shoulder!
Is it invisible?
I don't see nothing!
Where is it?
- Ron Ron, I'm just...
Ron Ron, I'm just messing with you.
I'm just messing with you!
I'm just messing with you, dawg.
I just... I just... What?
I just, what, fooled you.
Chuckie, don't say "bastard."
- What about b*tch?
- Yeah, that's not...
- Ass Slurpee?
- No. That... No.
- Ass waffle!
- Not great.
- B*tch taco?
- Don't love it.
- Sh*t Slurpee?
- No.
- Crap-talker.
- I don't... No.
- Ass-butch?
- Don't... Not a fan.
- You love tit chicken. Tell me that.
- No, I don't love that.
- I kinda like that.
- I don't love the word "tit."
- Come on now. Dick dog?
- Definitely not "dick."
- Ass lick?
- No.
- Slurpee?
- No.
- Sh*t Slurpee!
- No.
- What else you got?
- Bastards!
You know what, bastard's fine.
- It's... It's passable.
- Yeah.
Hey, everybody, look!
I made Ocho into a turtle dog!
Taco Bello.
Ha, ha, ha, yeah. It's totally funny,
man. Now take it off.
- I can't.
- It's super-glued.
Is that Tejano?
Now this is what
I'm talking about.
Jazz on the stereo, cozy fire.
Dad, look, no offense,
but this old-ass music make me wanna
put a gun to my head and shoot it!
Give me a sec.
- I'm gonna go get a gun.
- Ha! Good one, Pop.
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