Mad Families

Synopsis: Three families compete for a camping spot during a busy Fourth of July holiday weekend.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Fred Wolf
Production: Crackle
90 min

Oh, shit.

Is this the...

Is this the right site?

Yes, honey.

It's site 16, like always.

- Yo, Tommy, what's going on?

- Will you call me "Dad"?

- Franklin?

- Yeah?

- Are you sure you booked this for us?

- Absolutely.

I booked the last available site.

I got the permit right here.

Site 16, July 4th weekend.


I just think that there's been a

little bit of a mix-up, Papi, so...

Buenos tardes, amigos!

Word, bitches.

- Who you calling a bitch?

- I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

Just trying to break up the

racial tension here, that's all.

- Might have hit bitch a little hard.

- A little bit.

So what's going on? Pretty sure we

booked this site for the weekend.

- No, no. We're the Jones family.

- Yeah.

We booked site 16.

Well, now, we're the Jonas

family and this is our site.

- Son, we're site 16.

- No.

We're site 16.

You guys might be 116, but we're

definitely 16. It's here on the paper!

- Uno, dos, tres, quatro...

- Whoa, whoa!

That is level two, sweetheart,

that's nice. This is 16.

- I don't know how that is.

- We're 16.

Yeah, I know, but we're site 16.

- 16, man. Come on.

- Hold on. So...

Jones, Jonas, and our last name is

Jones, too. Well, there's the mix-up.

What y'all trying to say,

y'all our masters or something?

No, no, not saying...

I barely even own a cat.

- Site 16!

- Wait a minute!

2,000 and 3,000. But we're definitely

16. It says here on the paper.

Also site 16!

Okay, um, so,

it looks like the name "Jones"

kind of mixed up the computers.

And, uh, unfortunately,

that's a big problem,

because the park

is completely sold out.

I mean, this is, like,

our biggest weekend of the year.

Hey, maybe it's because

it's the 4th of July.

Um, yeah, well, you know,

we think that that's a factor.

Come on, you guys. Please, please,

please, let's not escalate this.

How about sharing the site?

Everyone stop!

Ron, you just gonna stand there and

let them push us around like that?

No, I won't let that happen.

Let me tell you something.

I'm gonna have Jesse Jackson

down here on a moped,

with Al Sharpton in the sidecar.

Okay? They love that type of shit.

- Ooh! It just escalated.

- Yeah.

That definitely escalated,

which was the exact opposite of

what he was hoping you would do.

Sir, if sharing the site

is the only option, then...

This weekend is important.

I say we all just share the site.

Uh, son,

are you out of your damn mind?

- Come on, Pop, there's kids here...

- We're not gonna share...

There's not...

There's not enough space!

Papi? Are we gonna

have to go home?

Okay. Okay, so... So...

Maybe we can share.

- Yes!

All right,

so we're all gonna share.

And it's gonna be great!

All right.

Little bit of a rough start,

but this weekend's gonna be great.

Yeah, I hope so.

It's the first time we've all been

together since you and I got married.

I just want your kids to like my

kids and my kids to like you.

There's no reason we can't be

one big, happy family.

- That speech sucked.

- Sucked balls.

Yeah, yeah, he's right.

It came off really whiny.

I can't believe

that we're brothers.

Hey, Gravy, why don't you take

these over to the campsite?

Oh, no, my hands are full.

I gotta go, I gotta...

Hey, Thomas,

did you unpack my turtle shells?

Yeah, here.

Can you call me "Dad"?

- Not right now.

Thanks, Tommy. Hey, guys,

check out my new turtle shells!

Give it time, honey.

Oh, do you think you can get Sharni

to stop calling me "Fake Mom"?

She doesn't call you

"Fake Mom."

Oh, you're doing that?

You're doing that?

- Yeah, no, no. I'll try.

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David Spade

David Wayne Spade (born July 22, 1964) is an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer, and television personality. He rose to fame in the 1990s as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, then began a successful acting career in both film and television. He also starred or co-starred in the films Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, Grown Ups, and Grown Ups 2, among others. He has been part of an ensemble cast of two long-running sitcoms: Just Shoot Me! (1997–2003) and Rules of Engagement (2007–2013). Additionally, he starred as C. J. Barnes in the sitcom 8 Simple Rules (2004–2005). In animation, he voiced Kuzco in the 2000 film The Emperor's New Groove and its direct-to-video sequel, Kronk's New Groove and the red panda Aliur in Snowflake, the White Gorilla. His comedic style, in both his stand-up material and acting roles, relies heavily on sarcasm and self-deprecation. more…

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