Mad Families Page #2
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I need this vacation.
- It's beautiful here.
- It is, ain't it?
Honey, you gonna like
my brother Franklin.
All I got to say is,
is hold off on having kids
for as long as you can.
'Cause they will suck
the life out of you.
I mean, it's like sticking a vacuum
cleaner in a pumpkin, just...
- What'd you say, Mama?
- Just suck it all... Huh?
Baby, nothing. Mama loves you.
Go on. Go play.
Wait. Hold up.
as some kind of blind date
for Franklin?
Girl, no, no, no!
We enjoy your company.
- Oh, girl, 'cause I was about to...
- But it is a blind date.
- Hey, Jose, can you get those oranges?
- Are you kidding, Felipa?
Nothing can give the other
families the satisfaction
of watching a Mexican
carry a bag of oranges.
Like I'm selling them
on the side of the street.
Okay, are you serious?
God, you sound crazy.
Hey, excuse me! How much
do you want for those oranges?
- Ay, beat it, pendejo!
- Oh, crap. Angry.
Hey, Paco,
you got any roses over there?
Who asked you, Oprah?
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'll take that one.
Hey, what is that?
In your bag.
Yeah, that. What's...
Recycled. Glass sculpture.
My exhibit. It's next week.
- What? You have an exhibit?
- It's called...
"The Exhibit."
Oh, at least there's some chicas
calientes to stare at, huh?
Jose! What if Francesca
heard you say that?
She ain't here.
And we ain't married.
Besides,
just 'cause I'm on a diet
doesn't mean
I can't look at the menu.
You mean stare at the menu?
Tuck dollar bills
into that menu?
I mean, come on! Man, she's got
so much wiggle in her walk,
she could butt-dial
a rotary phone.
I heard them talking.
I guess she came as a blind
date for that Franklin guy.
- Word?
- Word.
What? What'd you just say?
- Are you all right?
- No!
No, no, I'm not all right.
Listening to you two talk
would make anybody sick.
Men are idiots.
Blind date bullshit.
Don't let her call you that.
She's talking to you, too,
pendejo.
Is our sister
on her menopause or what?
Ah! The Jones family!
- Jones!
- Whoa!
Chilluns are everywhere.
Hey, I really hope you guys
like the park, man.
I don't know what happened
with this mix-up.
I know I booked
the last available site.
What changed your mind about
coming with us this year, huh, son?
What?
I love camping.
All this is me, Pops.
Come on, Franklin. Come on, bro.
That's bullshit, okay?
I hope you know this is not online camping.
It's actually the real thing.
And I hope you know this won't
be a online fist in your face.
It'll be the real thing.
You know something?
I'm tired of your sh*t.
Ron Ron, stop it.
Sorry, Daddy.
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