Mad Families Page #5
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- 2017
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Leave me alone!
There's gotta be
a 24-hour place in town.
Oh, my God.
What a fricking beginning.
What the hell was that?
Fricking pina...
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God!
What did you do?
- You scared the crap outta me!
- Oh, my goodness.
Okay, okay,
this is not what it looks like.
- You killed them both?
- No, no, no, no, no!
This piece of sh*t dumbass
hybrid makes no noise, and...
All right. You gotta help me
get them to a vet.
You drive and I'll give them
mouth-to-mouth.
I mean, mouth-to-snout.
What the hell did
they do to Ocho?
Who would do such a thing?
- Them...
- Come on.
- Hey, man.
- Hey! What?
- What the heck did you do to our dog?
- Look!
Nobody do nothin' to your dog.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean do nothin'?
Oh, sh*t. Chaka!
- What did they do to you?
- What happened to my baby?
What did you'll try
to do to my baby?
Hey, man, we didn't touch
your dog. You busted ours.
- Yeah, we love dogs, man.
- Look at our dog.
It's...
If y'all didn't touch our dog
and we didn't touch your dog...
Wake up, white people.
Okay, all right, heh...
Just... Just hear me out.
I am so... sorry.
It was an accident.
I swear.
I just wanted some Benadryl.
- What, man?
I have no idea.
Come on, man, what are you doing?
I want a freakin' refund or something.
Yeah, if this turns
into a race war,
we'll be pulling out paperwork
for a decade.
You people...
This is the 4th of July.
This is the day we honor
its independence
from the king of England.
Do you happen to even know
how George Washington
celebrated his final victory
over the British at Yorktown?
That day great day, hmm?
He issued his troops,
Here we are. We had...
fought this bitter war
against a tyrannical foe.
And, all we did to celebrate it,
is that we drank.
Four fingers of booze.
Instead of two.
That's about a martini
and a half.
In case you were wondering
what four fingers was.
Today... if a kid happens
into the hamper, the parents,
they go ape-sh*t,
and they throw the kid a party,
and give him a PlayStation.
Gosh, he drinks like me.
I don't really see...
as a problem.
I see it as an opportunity
to get away
from what the 4th of July
has become.
Which, let's face it, is just
a couple of days off work
for all the lazy people.
We have become a nation
of soft, puffy, p*ssy people.
And, we have forgotten
the sacrifice of those
who have come before us.
And, so, in my opinion,
whoever wants camping site 16...
you're gonna have to f***in'
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