Love Stinks Page #4

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and God knows how many

not-so-thinly-veiled threats...

before Larry

coughed up this ring.

Okay, whatever it takes.

I'm gonna marry that man.

Just the man I want to see.

Rum and Coke, Vodka cranberry.

And it's all on this man.

Coming right up.

Hi, Tawny.

If you ever need an actress

that looks like me...

don't forget,

I look like me.

Yes, you do.

You never know when

we might need a sexy neighbor.

Gee, you think

I could play sexy?

- I guess I could try.

- Yeah.

Hi, I'm Chelsea,

Seth's girlfriend.

I'm Tawny.

Your boyfriend is so cute.

I'll see you later.

Did I hear you say you act?

Why didn't she know

you had a girlfriend?

You know, you got me.

Been handing out flyers

all over town.

Just do me a favor.

Don't ever give that bimbo a part.

What if the part is for a bimbo?

Then hire another bimbo.

- I just don't like her.

- No?

Chelsea had her fish

on the hook.

Now she started

reeling you in.

Wow.

This place is fantastic.

This looks like

an actual house.

You're not Chelsea.

Where are you going, Batman?

- I hope you like dogs.

- I like anything that chases cats.

Hello. Nice to meet you too.

My God. He's so cute.

What's his name?

Say, "It ain't Tom Jones, Papa."

Elvis!

- What do you think of the house?

- It's fantastic.

You did a great job.

Reminds me a little bit

of your place.

Yeah, I do feel right at home.

You'll love what I did

to the guest room.

Surprise.

It's one of those baby rooms.

You said you wanted kids.

I'm good to go.

My God!

This place looks terrific.

Thank you very much.

Man, you are the greatest woman

in the world.

- Look at you.

- Sit down, boy.

My God.

That's Viva, Las Vegas.

That's my favorite movie.

Come on, everybody

and snap your fingers now

That's it.

Come on, everybody

and clap your hands real loud

That's right.

Come on, everybody

take it really fast

And repeat after me

I love my baby

And my baby loves me

Well, there ain't nothing wrong

with the longhaired music

Like Brahms

Beethoven and Bach

But I was raised

with a guitar in my hand

- And I was born to rock

- Audience participation!

Come on, everybody

and turn your head to the left

Come on, everybody

and turn your head to the right

The funny thing is

I do this every night.

Take a real deep breafh

and repeat after me

I love my baby

And my baby loves me

Bring it home.

Big finish.

- You know what?

- What?

I love you.

Already?

Wrong response.

It's just that

it's only been four weeks.

I knew after four minutes,

you dope.

So say it back.

It back.

Seth, you ruined it.

That could have been so romantic.

What happened to Mr. Planetarium?

Sh*t.

Honey? Crap.

Where are you going?

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