Love Stinks Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 1999
- 94 min
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or Turquoise...
or whatever crayon
she was named after.
So you want
an exclusive relationship...
after six hours?
Or I can just be your decorator.
It's up to you.
You can have the wildest night
of sex in your life...
or a few nice throw pillows.
Oh, God!
- What'd I do?
- Good morning, Miss Littlejohn.
What in God's good name
is going on here?
You know what?
I opened the showroom
a little bit early...
and this customer wanted to know
how well the bed performed.
So this is
the new Sealy Posturepedic?
I like it.
After one night,
you had yourself a girlfriend.
Chelsea quit her job to work
full-time decorating your house.
And she also decorated you.
She even got you
to take allergy shots...
a tolerance to her cat.
Meanwhile, we were shooting
our new sitcom...
Ronnie and Juliet.
Chelsea, this is my agent.
Where do you find these babes?
Hi. Marty Mark.
With a name like that,
I should be modeling underpants.
The man's show is
on the tall schedule.
- We haven't shot the pilot yet.
- Irrelevant.
I spoke to Bloomstein,
president of the network.
He said it looks terrific.
Bloomstein never says that.
He says, "Looks fantastic."
Which doesn't mean squat.
But he said, "Looks terrific,"
which is fantastic.
Ronnie, we have to stop.
Why? What?
Was I moving my tongue too fast?
I have this rule.
I can't have sex with a man
until we have three meals together.
I said that to Seth.
Get used to it.
Our men write sitcoms.
If they had original thoughts,
they'd be novelists.
They don't make any money.
Baby.
That was such a great show...
but next time you steal my lines,
I want a credit that says...
"Cute dialogue by Chelsea Turner."
It's a done deal.
- Mr. On-The-Schedule!
- Yeah.
I really like this guy.
I think that Seth
could be the one.
Are you serious?
Does he feel the same way?
Please, he's a man.
He has no idea how he's feeling.
I know your man Elvis gave
Colonel Parker a brand-new Cadillac.
I want a Jaguar
with two phones and a fax.
The show was fantastic.
No, it was terrific.
I knew you guys
had a hit in you.
I'm glad you saved it for us,
instead of wasting it on NBC.
It is so over for those guys.
Girl, it's about time.
I'm so used to you
with these...
GQ-looking, just feel like
going bare-chested...
bicycle riding through
Central Park kind of men.
And they always break my heart.
And they always will.
That is why Seth is perfect.
He's so sweet.
He makes me laugh.
Lunch tomorrow, okay?
We'll go over strategy.
Now remember, it took me three
breakups, seven ultimatums...
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