Love Potion No. 9 Page #5

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I don't own a gown.

Royalty usually arrives | after the guests.

However, Prince Geoffrey didn't | want to miss meeting any of the girls.

It is all right.

Don't be afraid.

You look, uh...

maravigliosa.

And in the alpha males, | seratonin receptor levels

were found to be | up-regulated,

and cetohybridization | has shown

that they will co-localize | with dopamine.

- Well! | - Hmm! | - Oh!

What's the difference between | ignorance and indifference?

I don't know, | and I don't care.

[Diane Laughing]

Enrico, thank you.

Good night.

Oh, my God.

Oh...

[Beep]

Hello. | You have 67 messages.

?All my friends | know the low rider... ? Fahrvergnugen.

?The low rider ? ?Is a little higher ? Hi.

My name's Cheryl.

Aren't you going to | tell me your name?

Paul.

Why are you looking | at me like that?

I'm just curious to | what you're thinking.

I'm not going | to tell you.

?The low rider ? I prefer to be | a bit mysterious.

Oh.

Do you like | mysterious girls?

No.

Oh.

What kind of girls | do you like?

Honest and direct.

I don't like mystery.

Oh, I... I was just kidding | about the mystery part.

Oh, yeah.

I can be direct.

I can be | very direct.

?The low rider...

Yeah.

In fact, I can | be so direct,

it would | scare you.

Are you scared?

Nope.

Oh, God.

Oh, this is great.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

O. K., O. K.

Is that direct | enough for you?

Yeah, yeah.

That was excellent, | excellent directness.

So why don't we just | get out of here?

We can go back | to my place.

O. K.

O. K. I-I'll | go home with you.

I'll go home | with you,

and I'll be everything | you've ever wanted in a man

if...

you can answer one | question correctly.

What?

How do you synthesize | a methylated alkaloid?

I don't know.

[Makes Buzzer Sound]

Bye, now.

Yes.

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

Whoo!

[Humming]

It was late, | but the bars were open,

and I still | felt the urge

to continue | with my research.

It was 100% effective.

No matter | what they were doing

or whoever | they were with,

they wanted you!

You were the one they were | looking for their entire lives.

You were funny, | intelligent,

but above all, | you were very, very sexy.

It worked, | and it worked miracles.

It absolutely eliminated | any fear that they

wouldn't like you or that | you weren't good enough.

Instead of taking years of painfully | coming to grips with reality,

you change reality.

Reality comes to you.

You didn't have to be | good-looking,

well-dressed, or rich.

It didn't matter.

You just had to speak.

So...

how do you like | those pretzels?

And you didn't have to | be funny, intelligent,

or insightful.

It didn't matter | what you said.

Content had nothing | to do with it.

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