Love Potion No. 9 Page #6

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So...

you like those radials?

They say that | power corrupts,

and absolute power | corrupts absolutely.

Well...

they're right.

They also say that | the path of excess

leads to | the palace of wisdom.

My palace of wisdom

was the Sigma Delta Pi | Sorority House.

[Beethoven's | Fifth Symphony Plays]

I learned a lot | that night.

I learned a lot | about myself.

I learned a lot | about women.

I also learned about | an obscure panty raid law

which prohibits men | to be in a sorority house

after 9 p. m.

How's it going?

Can I help you?

No. I'm here | to see a friend.

And who is that?

Diane Farrow.

I'm sorry, | but Miss Farrow

isn't expecting | company.

Oh, I'm just | dropping by.

I'm sorry.

Listen, why don't | you go tell her

that Gary Logan | is here?

All right.

Stan, there's a | Gary Logan out here

to see | Miss Farrow.

I'm sorry.

You're kidding.

No. | She has company.

Oh.

Who is that guy?

Prince Geoffrey.

Prince?

Prince of what?

England.

Unbelievable.

Ahem.

Is, uh...

Thank you.

Right through here?

Diane?

Wow!

- Bye! | - Bye, Diane!

Jesus Christ, | you... you look great!

What did you do?

You got a haircut?

Well, that is | a great haircut.

You got your teeth fxed.

Oh, you're on the potion!

You're on the po...

So, uh...

nice... nice clothes.

Did you buy those?

Really?

Ah. Having fun, huh?

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

"What were you doing

in the sorority?"

Uh...

what was I doing | in the sorority?

Ha ha ha ha ha...

Oh, no.

I... I was, um...

I was, uh...

I can't tell you. | I'm sorry. I can't.

I was doing research.

I... I was.

What?

What?

Oh, you're kidding.

Heh. Uh... heh heh.

Uh... ahem.

All right, | all right, all right.

Can you keep a secret?

So can I.

I'm sorry. | I... I just...

Oh, look, | that is not fair,

because you're | on the potion.

You can't talk.

How do I know you | haven't been doing

some unspeakably | sordid things?

What?

You're kidding.

What are you,

dating the president?

Who's in there?

You look familiar.

Uh, I'm the prince | of England.

Ow.

Oh.

Paul, we're going to | a charity arts auction tonight.

Would you | like to come?

You're not speaking.

Why aren't you | speaking?

You notice Diane | isn't speaking?

Oh! You're playing the mute game | again, aren't you?

Yes, you are!

She's playing | the mute game again.

[British Accent] | Really?

So, you are coming | to the party.

Tell him to come | to the party.

That's mute for,

"you must come. "

Oh, uh... | you have a tux?

Your highness, | how wonderful to see you.

Jane Childs from | the arts council.

Miss Childs, | so nice to see you.

These are my friends | Paul and Diane.

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