Love Potion No. 9 Page #4

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perhaps we could | both take samples

and test it ourselves in | a real-world environment.

I mean, Diane, | we're both...

prudent and... and | responsible people.

So, for the sake | of all mankind,

we divided up the remainder | of the potion

and agreed not to speak | for three weeks.

[Engine Rattling]

[Engine Backfres]

Can I see your driver's license, | your registration,

your proof of | insurance, please?

[Clears Throat]

Let's just...

let this go | with a warning.

Thank you.

Heh heh.

I... I get off | in... in about an hour...

and, uh...

I was... I was | wondering...

could we | maybe...

have a drink?

I don't think so.

Insurance | has been canceled.

" R. T. Moreno. "

Hi.

Can I help you?

?I need a man ? ?I need a man ? ?I need a man ? ?I need a man

?YMCA ? ?It's fun to stay at the ? ?YMCA, yeah ? ?They have everything... ? Excuse me.

Who would be | Ms. Moreno's supervisor?

[Village People] | ?YMCA ? ?It's fun to stay at the ? ?YMCA... ? Uh...

?YMCA...

That would be, um...

the district manager...

Dick Webster.

Dick.

Three tickets. Oh, my.

You didn't kill anybody, | did you?

No.

Good.

Bill... Dick Webster.

I have a cancellation | I want reversed.

Oh, excuse me.

Oh, it is | very beautiful, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

Dino!

[Speaking Italian]

Si, | signore.

Has anybody | ever told you

how beautiful | you are?

No.

Nobody in their right mind.

Excuse me, please.

I have met beautiful | women before...

many | beautiful women...

but you...

you are the most | beautiful woman

I have ever seen | in my life.

I know this | sounds ridiculous,

but do you believe in | love at first sight?

Bravo!

La via!

I want you | to have this.

I can't.

Please, indulge me. | Take it.

I don't feel | this way very often,

and I would like | you to have this.

Oh!

This is your car?

This is an | Alta Pazzoli.

I know.

I am Enrico Pazzoli.

I own the company | that manufactures this car.

[Car Doesn't Start]

Thank you.

The governor is giving | a little party this evening.

I have nobody | to accompany me.

Would you please | come with me?

I... I really | don't think so.

Why? Are you married?

No, no.

You are engaged? | You have a fiance?

No, no.

A lover? | A boyfriend?

Um... no.

A girlfriend?

No!

Then, uh, your | grandmother is sick,

and you must | stay with her?

She's dead.

I'm sorry.

It's O. K. | She died 20 years ago.

Then why don't you | come with me?

[Knock On Door]

Buona sera.

Is something wrong?

You're wearing a tuxedo.

Oh, of course.

The party's | a formal affair.

Didn't I | tell you?

No.

Ohh... | I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

But we have | plenty of time.

Please, | put on a gown.

I will be happy | to wait.

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