Lloyd the Conqueror Page #5

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Hey, I'm sorry,

I didn't get your name.

I didn't say it.

But I am Andy, son of Chester,

Keeper of this

humble house of games.

It was once known

as the white wizard,

But uh, that was

a long time ago.

Uh, so are you a good wizard,

or a bad wizard?

I serve the king,

And protect those that

cannot protect themselves.

Oh good, because

me and my friends

Signed an infernal accord

with an evil warlord,

Who has beseeched incredible

injustice upon us.

Injustice?

Yeah, horrible.

And the only way is for us

to enter this tournament.

May I ask the identity

of this dark warlord?

His name's is Derek.

Derek?

He teaches one of our classes.

I am aware of Derek the unholy,

Servant of the gremloire.

Really, you know him?

Yes, and I can't sign you up.

Why not?

For your own safety.

But we want to join.

Trust me,

you'll thank me later.

Wait, this is like

a public thing, right?

I suppose, if you want

to lean on a technicality.

Get the forms,

we're not joking around here.

Are you sure I can't

talk you out of this?

No.

I must warn you,

Your entrance fee

is non-Refundable.

Well?

Oh, you mean now?

Yeah, now would be fine.

Oh, sign this,

I'll be right back.

Can you believe this guy?

Yeah, I can.

Never mind, Oswald.

You will need these,

inside is all the information

You will need to lead

yourselves to victory, or not.

Great, thank you.

Your first match is Saturday,

Your opponents are the danes.

What?!

Prepare the camera,

I would like a photo of my

extreme victory for our blog.

They are mighty warriors,

And you must be prepared

if you plan to defeat them.

Awesome.

Good luck, young warriors,

You will need it.

How much for this?

I'm a man of peace.

[KNOCK AT THE DOOR]

Come in.

LLOYD:

Open the door!

I said come in!

My hands are full,

open the door!

What did he say?

I don't know, something dumb.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Hey... buddy.

We couldn't hear you

over the television!

What's all that junk?

Stuff for our

weapons and armor.

We have to make our own?

This is already annoying me.

Why do we need armor?

Come here, I'll show you.

Ow! That was

really unnecessary.

Was it?

What were those warriors

that just fought naked,

I'll just be one of those.

I think you have larping

Confused with the

dream you had last night.

Oh ho ho.

Touch.

Been reading these books,

and it says the first thing

We need to do is to come

up with our characters.

Oh, I'll be agent danger,

that way I get to

Carry a gun in each hand.

We're gonna be fighting

orcs and krakentrolls,

Not ninja terrorists.

What the hell is a

krakentroll anyways?

I don't know, it's like a

Monster or something,

I don't know.

No, no, according to this book,

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