Lloyd the Conqueror Page #4
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- Year:
- 2011
- 95 min
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The entry fee is $50.
(QUIETLY) $50?
Time's up gentlemen.
Now leave me to
my dark studies,
Before I change my mind.
So does this mean that we
still have to come to class?
Alright, ok.
PATRICK:
I hope this isn'twhat we're expected to wear.
It's just a painting
for the wall.
It looks comfortable.
- Would you do that orc?
- Yes.
With a condom.
I'm sorry sir,
that's not something
That we usually keep in stock,
But uh, I can certainly special
order a loin cloth for you.
Yeah, oh, I definitely
recommend athletic support.
Or you could just
tape it to your leg.
Yeah, oh yeah.
Good day sir.
We are well met, young one.
How may I be of service to you?
The larping tournament thing,
Can we sign up for that here?
Oh, you wish to brave
the ancient lands,
Beyond the gale pass shores,
Where tribes of krakentroll
Slaughter unwary pilgrims
such as yourselves.
If that's where the tournament
is at, then I guess so.
Actually it's usually
out at the park
Behind the old elementary
school, but uh...
DAGMAR:
Foulest treachery!
Yes, no, the
book of rules states
That such a
maneuver is allowed.
You- You side with Jorgen
just to gain flavour.
Sorry about that.
Tempers can get
quite hot around here.
Yeah, well actually
we're not too familiar
With the sport of larping.
Ok, I've seen some pretty
scary stuff in here,
me a little clarification
In what we're getting
ourselves into.
Live action role
playing, or larping,
Is not easily summarized,
It is many things
to many people.
Don't you guys just bang
each other with fake swords?
I saw an internet video
where a guy with a wizard's hat
Threw tin foil
balls at his cat.
ANDY:
Its not just about sword play,
Or mysteries of the
arcane and incantations.
Larping is more pure,
The shackles of the mundane,
Throwing yourself
in harm's way,
For the sake of
something more noble.
Yeah, so like capture the flag,
Except with fake swords.
And you could say that sex is
Dude, have you even had sex?
Trust me, I've wrestled
without clothes on.
My romantic life is not the
topic of discussion here.
He didn't mean any harm.
I am not naive as to the way
That larping is perceived
by the outside world.
And I will not allow
you to joke about
Something that
we hold so dearly.
Please leave.
No, no, you have
to let us sign up.
I am a level 80 wizard!
I don't have to do anything!
Go.
You too moor, go.
Thanks a lot man.
You always do this, why do you
always douche out like this?
Ok, you know what,
look, just chill,
I'm gonna sort it, alright?
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