Lloyd the Conqueror Page #3
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- 2011
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and roll it in pine nuts first,
Then we do it. Ok?
Alright.
Oswald here can give him a
hand job, to sweeten the deal.
- No, I will not.
- You damn well better.
If it comes to it, we will
all give Derek a hand job.
Fine.
Or will one of you
be working the balls?
(LLOYD SIGHS)
Just so we're clear, gentlemen,
The only reason I'm seeing
Demand I must provide
all of my students
With a minimum of five
minutes of outside class time.
Sir, we were hoping
to talk to you
Regarding
yesterday's presentation.
These bylaws, however,
state nothing about
Actually having to listen.
You now have four
point five minutes.
What is all this stuff?
P*ssy repellant.
We need to know if we can have
a redo on the assignment.
We really need to
pass this class sir.
A redo?
That would only be fair.
Really?
Well yes, you had two
weeks to do an assignment,
And you did no work.
Aw, come on dude,
it's community college!
What do you mean by that?
It means that you're...
I think what Patrick
is trying to say is that
We know we made a huge mistake,
But we are very sorry.
I don't think that's
what he meant Lloyd,
- I think it's...
- It's not.
There must be some way.
be two ways actually,
Slim and none.
We will literally
do whatever it takes.
Not whatever it takes,
I mean, there's a few things
we're probably not gonna...
Oswald.
Whatever it takes.
There might be one way.
Name it.
The infernal accord.
[MUSIC STOPS]
DEREK:
No one?
A literary device, also known
as making a deal with the devil.
A party makes
a deal with Satan,
Knowing the odds are
stacked against him,
But his desire is so great,
He's willing to risk
his immortal soul.
And then he wins
against all odds?
No, in post-Victorian
gothic literature,
The protagonist always fails,
And is thus damned to
You want us to sell
our souls to the devil?
I want you to register
in my larping league
Under the forces of light.
Do this, I will
supply you dick weeds
And if we win the whole
thing, do we get like an
Extra, extra credit?
You would have to
defeat me to win.
Yeah, so what do
we get when we win?
If you manage,
by some magic feat,
To win, I'll give you an 'a+'.
That grade, in my
class, gentlemen,
Is as elusive as the
mythical one thousand sided die.
- We accept.
- What?!
Lloyd, what are you doing?
Where do we sign up?
The den of he,
Formerly known as
the white wizard.
And is that a real place?
The sentry box, in Kensington,
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