Lloyd the Conqueror Page #6

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it says it's a twisted spawn

Of an unholy union

between troll and demon.

This just keeps getting lamer.

I was gonna tell you guys,

I found out that orcs typically

Eat their enemies after

they defeat them in battle.

So?

That's some twisted sh*t, man!

They eat people, Lloyd!

Shhh.

Dude, we're not gonna

be fighting real orcs,

Just virgins painted green.

You know if we sit around

making clever jokes all night,

Those virgins are

gonna kick our butts,

Because we won't be prepared.

Whatever, I'll just

do mine in the morning.

Yeah, me too, I wanna

finish this chapter.

But we agreed

we'd do this tonight.

You're the one who

wants us to win so bad,

So it only seems fair that

you make all our armor,

And all our weapons.

Ok, 'a', that's stupid,

'B', what about

your characters?

Just pick something.

We don't care.

You know what, fine.

I wouldn't want either of you

To put any effort

into anything ever!

Oh, hey Lloyd,

Can you make my armor

like extra thick?

Ugh.

Thanks.

What am I supposed to be?

You're a fairy wizard,

You cast spells with your wand.

Why do I have to be the fairy?

I thought you didn't care

what your costume was.

So disappointed

in you right now.

You are a warrior.

I wanted to be a hobbit.

Be a hobbit warrior.

I can't even see

out of this thing.

Not my problem.

Good morning, my young

warriors, and fairy.

Hey Andy, we haven't

spotted the danes yet.

Really, they're

usually very punctual.

Orcs have landed.

Come on, let's get them.

Prepare for the horde.

What is the meaning of this?

We have come to make battle

with the sub creatures,

To teach them the

futility of their quest,

And give them a

taste of the future,

Without having to

build a time machine.

The danes were

scheduled for this match,

Not your foul horde.

Yes, it was the

strangest thing,

I gave them exact directions,

But they called an hour ago,

Saying that they

were completely lost,

And going to be late.

Control, we got a

potential situation here.

We are going to

commandeer this steel chariot

To take us to the land

beyond the galepass shores.

We have agreed

to stand in for them,

So they will not

be disqualified.

Wait, we have to

fight him already?

I'm afraid so,

it is within the rules.

Take your positions.

On this spot, over

3,000 man years ago,

Two armies collided in battle.

Really, right here?

The orc raiders,

led by the dark mage,

Derek of gremloire,

attacked the outer

Settlements of

the human's empire,

A trail of bloody

corpses marked their path.

(YELLS)

The emperor foresaw the green

skin incursion, and dispatched.

Who's your leader?

Fairy baron Patrick

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