Little Fockers Page #5
from the caller ID.
How are you doing?
Greg, excuse yourself
from the table by saying
these exact words,
"I don't know
if I still have it,
but let me check my files."
What?
If Pam asks you what I want,
tell her that I
asked you to locate
your birth certificate
for my genealogical work.
Just do it.
I don't know
if I have that, Jack,
but let me check my files.
Files? You have files?
Yes, yeah, I do.
I keep files.
He wants me to get
my birth certificate
for that family tree thing
he's doing.
Jack? Everything okay?
Everything is fine, Greg,
I suffered a minor
heart attack,
but I was able to
defibrillate myself
before going into
fatal cardiac arrest.
Jesus!
You defibrillated yourself?
The doctor said
I was a lucky man
and I've just
got to watch my diet
and keep my stress level down.
Wow, okay, so I guess
you guys aren't gonna be
able to come to
the twins' birthday party.
No, Dina and I
will be there
as planned, Greg.
And I was able to keep this
on a need-to-know basis.
And right now,
you're the only person
who needs to know.
Well, come on, Jack.
I mean, I think
Dina needs to know.
Greg, stop talking and listen.
Okay.
Now, my genealogical
research has allowed me
as far back as 1643.
Now, I wouldn't be
able to do that, say,
to your family,
what with all
the wandering peddlers
and nameless peasants.
Mmm-hmm.
But, as long as there
have been Byrneses,
there's always
been a patriarch
to lead our family through
good times and bad.
And I've finally
come to the realization
that the next in line
to the throne, Greg,
is you.
Me.
Yes, you, Greg.
Well...
So my question is this,
in the event of my demise,
are you prepared
to lead this family?
You know, Jack,
we're right
in the middle of dinner.
Maybe we could talk
about this, you know,
when you come into town.
If I go down, Greg,
I need to know someone
will be responsible
So I ask you, Greg,
are you prepared to be
the Godfocker?
The Godfocker?
The Godfocker.
Well, that is a very powerful
turn of phrase, Jack.
And when you say Godfocker,
I mean...
I mean, I think
I know what you mean,
but I'm just...
What exactly does that mean?
It's an attitude, Greg.
It's a confidence.
It's the way
you carry yourself
that lets the world
know that the buck
stops with you.
Yeah, I hear you. Mmm-hmm.
None of this can be achieved
without the basics.
A secure home for your family,
a top-notch education
for your children...
Okay.
...and last but not least,
having your financial
house in order, Greg.
Is that it?
Are you laughing?
Yeah, no, I'm just...
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