Little Fockers Page #4

No, it's actually considered

the Harvard of kindergartens.

Mmm. Well, I think

Harvard's cheaper.

I'll go see who that is.

Hey, greetings

from the Black Sea.

You look terrific.

Hi, stranger, thanks.

What are you doing there?

Listen, Pam.

Is there any way

I could speak to Greg?

I want to get his advice

on something,

believe it or not.

Sure, absolutely. Hey, Greg?

Yeah.

Greg, honey,

it's your buddy, Kevin.

Hold on.

Thank you.

Hey.

Hey.

How you doing, man?

I was just doing

a little sailing

and living the dream,

G-Diggity-Dog.

Cheers!

Kevin.

Hey.

You need a refill on that

goji berry smoothie?

You read my mind.

Fill her up, Pak-Man.

Greg, you know

Deepak Chopra, right?

I know of him.

Hi, Greg.

Hi, Mr. Chopra.

Dr. Chopra.

Get out of here,

you rascal.

So, listen, the reason

why I'm calling is

because next week...

Kevin, who do

you Skype with?

I am just talking

to my friend, Greg Focker.

Hey.

- Come here.

Hey, honey,

what'd you do with

Henry's Lactaid?

Oh, crap, I forgot. Sorry.

Well, okay.

But did you call

the face-paint lady?

No, I'm sorry.

I had, like,

Honey, I asked you

to do two things,

that's all I asked.

I know. Sorry, babe.

Okay, so here's the dealio.

I'm going to propose

to Svetlana.

You're gonna propose?

That's incredible.

I'm gonna have three Russian

MiG fighter jets fly by

and skywrite

"Marry me, Svetlana."

And then I'm gonna hide

a 50-carat super-tasteful

diamond ring

in this tin of

extremely rare beluga.

Then we will

finish the night

with a special performance

that I choreographed

with members of

the Bolshoi Ballet,

dedicated to our love.

Thoughts?

Honestly, I'm thinking

maybe it's a little

too involved.

Yeah?

I mean, with Pam,

my whole thing was just

keep it simple,

speak from the heart.

Keep it simple

and speak from the heart.

I like it, hombre.

You know what?

I'd better call off some

Russian MiG fighter jets.

And, hey, by the time

I get to Chi-town,

this old dog here

could be an engaged man.

Hey, Kevin?

Yeah.

The jet skis are ready!

The jet skis are ready?

Well, fire 'em up for me.

Okay.

I'll be right there.

Jet-skiing monks.

Wow, I cannot believe

that Kevin is

finally settling down.

Well, I think

he's found a soul mate.

Yeah?

Hey, you're gonna

eat some of this.

She seemed nice.

Yeah. I am very happy

for Kevin.

I love him,

especially when he's

not obsessed with you.

Oh, come on.

You're being ridiculous.

Oh, you got it?

Hey, sweetheart,

will you please

take a bite of

the lasagna, honey?

No. Uh-uh.

Do you not like it?

Hey, what's the good word,

Grandpa Jack?

Yay!

Greg.

This is Jack Byrnes.

Yeah, I know.

I could tell

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