Little Fockers

Synopsis: It has taken 10 years, two little Fockers with wife Pam, and countless hurdles for Greg to finally get in with his tightly wound father-in-law, Jack. After the cash-strapped dad takes a job moonlighting for a drug company, however, Jack's suspicions about his favorite male nurse come roaring back. When Greg and Pam's entire clan--including Pam's lovelorn ex, Kevin (Owen Wilson)--descends for the twins' birthday party, Greg must prove to the skeptical Jack that he's fully capable as the man of the house. But with all the misunderstandings, spying, and covert missions, will Greg pass Jack's final test and become the family's next patriarch, or will the circle of trust be broken for good?
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Paul Weitz
Production: Universal Pictures
  3 wins & 5 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
98 min

Sweetheart, remember that

you're doing pickup today

and you need to

call the face painter

for the party.

Oh, and Henry

needs more Lactaid.

All right. Got it.

Pick up the kids,

call the face painter,

get Lactaid. I got it.

Also, I'm gonna drop

by the new house

and see how

the work's coming.

Oh, okay, awesome.

Can you make sure

that you measure

the backyard for

the bouncy castle?

We're gonna have

a bouncy castle

at our birthday party?

Do you want a bouncy castle?


Then, yes, we'll have

the best bouncy castle

in the whole world!

Bouncy castle!

Bouncy castle!

Bouncy castle...

And an Ultimate

Fighting Octagon?

Uh... I don't know

about that.

But, hey, you talked to me!

I was talking to Mommy.

Okay, but just now,

you talked to me

by saying that.

Why does she have

such a problem?

It's just a phase.

Don't push it.

Hey, sweetheart,

it hurts Daddy's feelings

when you give him

the silent treatment.

I'm ready for school,

I'm ready for school!

Pick me up, pick me up!

All right. Hey, Henry,

you know

you can't bring

Arthur to school.

But he's my best friend.

Honey, he's your

best lizard friend.

You've got lots of

non-lizard friends.

Not really.



Oh. All right,

have a good day.

I love you.

You're kidding me!

You can't take that

to school, monkey.

Go put that in your room.

Sam, I will see you.

I love you.



What? Yeah,

oh, golly, okay.

See you.

Thanks. Love you.

There he is!

Hey, Randy. How you doing?

Gregory Focker!

How's it going?

Wonderful to see you.

Great to see you.

Listen, I just

came by to check out

the backyard and measure

'cause we want to do

a bouncy castle for

the kids' birthday party.


That's terrific, Gregory.

Okay, you're about

five minutes late.

Yeah, I know.

A Miss Denslow

from the administrative

board called.

She wants to get a list

of the budget cuts.

You have a meeting

in 20 minutes

with John Raider

and some drug rep

from Pfosten Pharmaceuticals

is waiting in your office.

Andi something.

There's a drug rep in there?


Okay, look,

in three minutes,

pop your head in

and tell me I have to

go to my next meeting.


All right?

Sorry, I got to

make this really quick.

I got a very busy morning.

I understand,

Nurse Focker.

I'm Andi Garcia.

Oh, hi.

You have a lot less

stubble in person.

I'm... There's an actor

named Andy Garcia.


Widow's peak.

Sort of tough guy.

I was just kidding.

Of course, I know

who Andy Garcia is.

I get that all the time.

Yeah. You must

get it all the time

'cause you're named

Andi Garcia.

I loved the article

you wrote in the

AMA Journal,

"Putting Patients First."

You read that?

I loved it.

It was so cool getting

a nurse's perspective

on the health care crisis.

Yeah, that was the idea.

I actually started out

as a nurse, myself.

Really? Oh, well, nowadays,

I do less nursing and more...

Annoying meetings

with drug reps you'd rather

not deal with?

Hey, Greg, it's time

for your next meeting.

That's okay,

I'm fine, Kristen.

Thank you.

Yeah, but he doesn't

like to wait.

You know

how he is, you know.

Well, it's John Raider?

Yeah, he's really picky...

He always runs late.

Always runs late. Thanks.

You're swamped.

No, I'm good.

You want to have a seat?



I'll make this quick.

So we are launching

a killer new product

at Pfosten

and, while we usually

hire doctors to lead

our presentations,

I have a feeling about you.

I think you have the potential

to be a medical superstar.

And you'd be perfect

to represent

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John Hamburg

John Hamburg (born May 26, 1970) is an American screenwriter, film director and producer. more…

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