Little Fockers Page #3

Yeah, I'm here.

Gaylord?

Dad?

Can you hear me?

Where are you?

You won't believe it.

I'm in Seville, Spain.

Where... What are

you doing in Spain?

I'm studying.

Sweetheart,

your father decided that

he's not gonna make

it to the twins' party.

What?

Gay, you remember

when your mother's show

hit number one

in the ratings

and she signed on

for a second year?

I looked in the mirror

and I said, "Who am I?"

Then I see this

clip on the YouTube

and there is a Spanish guy

and he's dancing the flamenco.

And the sweat is

pouring off of his face

and there is such

passion in his eyes

and I said, "That's it!"

That's what?

That's me. I am flamenco!

I will master this art.

Dad, this is crazy.

What are you doing?

You're in Spain?

You're gonna miss the party?

You picked a hell of a time

to go through man-opause.

Roz, I am not going

through man-opause,

I'm just trying to find

my true north.

True north, huh?

What are you,

a compass or something?

No, but let's face it.

I'm a stay-at-home dad

whose kid hasn't lived

at home in 25 years.

There's an Arthur Murray

studio right here

in Miami Beach.

Why schlep

all the way to Spain?

I can't believe you, Roz.

Why can't you

support my dreams

the way I have

always supported yours?

Guys, guys...

When you

wanted to try

new sex positions

for your research,

I was your guinea pig!

You volunteered.

I pulled

my hamstring...

Hey! Hey!

...doing a reverse cowgirl!

That's because

you did it backwards.

I never went soft on you.

Bernie, do you hear

how you're upsetting your son?

Let me talk.

Listen, will you?

That son of a b*tch.

Oh, sh*t.

Oh, sh*t.

Hello?

what's your emergency?

Yeah, my name is Jack Byrnes.

I live at 28

Cherry Blossom Lane.

I'm going into cardiac arrest.

I need an ambulance

right away.

I'm guessing your average

response time at this hour

is between 12 and 17 minutes.

I need you to do

better than that.

Thank you, goodbye.

Stay calm, Mr. Jinx.

I'm going to

defibrillate myself.

Clear!

Seriously, though,

my dad, he always

sounds a little crazy,

but this was like

a whole different level.

No, I mean they were

really going at it.

Really?

She accused him of

going through man-opause.

Is that a real thing?

Your parents have

the best marriage

of anyone I know.

They will be fine.

Yeah, I guess so.

You were talking

about the kids.

Really, their teacher

suggested private school?

Yeah, she said

she was concerned

about them "getting lost"

in the public school

system or something.

What's the name

of this place?

The Early Human School.

I have absolutely

heard of that place.

Sounds like a school

for Neanderthals.

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