Little Fockers Page #6

I was making... No.

Because this is no

laughing matter, Greg.

Good, 'cause

I'm not laughing. Okay?

Are you saying

you have what it takes

to be the Godfocker?

Greg?

Yes, Jack.

I have what it takes

to be the Godfocker.

I feel like a great weight

has been lifted

off my shoulders.

And an equally

great weight put onto yours.

I like it.

I like the weight.

I want it.

All right. Need-to-know.

Need-to-know.

Just you and me.

See you in two weeks.

Okay. Bye.

Hey, did you find it?

Find what?

Your birth certificate?

Yes. It was in my files.

Mmm.

You know, I was thinking,

maybe we should

take a look at that

Early Human School.

Great. I'll make

some phone calls

and set up a tour.

Good.

Good.

Samantha.

Henry.

You gonna have your lasagna?

No, thank you.

You know,

your mother worked very hard

making that lasagna for you.

No. It tastes funny.

He said he was feeling

kind of queasy, so...

It's okay.

Henry,

I'm your father

and I'm requesting of you

to eat the lasagna.

Fine.

Good.

Hello.

- Hello?

Greg? This is Jack Byrnes.

Jack Byrnes,

this is Greg Focker.

I know, Greg. I called you.

Dina and I will be there

in approximately 18 seconds.

Eighteen seconds, got it.

Oh, no,

that's yours, honey.

Welcome, in-laws!

Oh, Gregor.

My goodness.

Dina, Dina Bobina,

Banana Fana Fofina.

I'm so happy to see you.

Lovely Dina.

You, too, Gregor.

Hello, Jack.

Greg.

Everything okay, Greg?

Everything's great.

Good.

Unfortunately,

renovations on the house,

not quite where

I'd like them to be.

Well, those things happen.

They do. I mean,

never to me before.

And Sam here has done

very, very well with her

tae kwon do lessons.

She's a... What are you?

A yellow belt now?

Yep.

Yellow belt.

Wow, sweetheart.

Very impressive.

She's lethal.

She is a ninja.

Proud of her.

Now, Henry,

you're going to drink

your milk, aren't you?

You want to hit the same

growth spurt as your sister.

Jack.

I'm just saying, you know,

it's hard to believe

that they're

three minutes apart.

Shh.

Henry, do what

your grandpa says.

Aw, man.

For real.

Good man.

Okay. Who wants some turkey?

I do, right here!

Right here!

Sweetheart, you didn't

have to make a whole

turkey just for us.

Why not?

Actually, Greg did it.

Greg.

Well, I remember

at last year's Thanksgiving,

Jack said he liked

roast turkey so much

and he couldn't

understand why people

only had it once a year.

Excellent memory, Greg.

Plus, it's a wonderfully

lean meat. Healthy.

Good for your heart.

Such a sweetheart.

Grandpa Jack,

can I ask you a question?

You surely can.

How come you're afraid

of lizards?

Henry, that's

a very good question.

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